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  • Paperback: 247 pages
  • Publisher: Vintage; New edition edition (4 Jan 2001)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0099283123
  • ISBN-13: 978-0099283126
  • Product Dimensions: 19.4 x 13 x 1.8 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (21 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 372,452 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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Amazon.co.uk Review

If there is one thing Tibor Fischer can do like no one else, it's to pen snappy, devastating titles. Once you've got past the provocative posturing of this collection's title page, then you are faced with seven brilliantly dubbed pieces--try "We Ate The Chef", "Portrait of the Artist as a Foaming Deathmonger" and "I Like Being Killed" for size.

As all that might suggest, Fischer--known for his Booker-shortlisted Under The Frog and more recently The Thought Gangand The Collector Collector--is a clever writer, a wordsmith of tremendous dexterity, whose fluent prose surges forward with an irrepressible energy, usually pushing him to the furthest edges of a very dark humour and occasionally to a jarring callousness.

The opening novella "We Ate The Chef", for example, starts innocuously enough in Cambridge Circus, but somehow spirals into a Côte d'Azur thriller, climaxing in a particularly ungracious (but utterly appropriate) orgasm. In "Then They Say You're Drunk", Fischer, an adopted South Londoner, explores the quite plausible proposition that Brixton "must have more headcases per square inch than any other place in the world". His trademark stream-of-self-consciousness shares much with the rhythms of stand-up, so it comes as no surprise to find the closing "I Like Being Killed" delving into London's comedy circuit.

But there's a hint of seriousness among the casual cruelty. In the short "Ice Tonight in the Hearts of Young Visitors", Fischer stands on the Hungarian border and concludes bitterly: "I assure you if there is a hell, it will be the most solitary of confinements and cold". --Alan Stewart



Amazon.co.uk Review

If there's one thing Tibor Fischer can do like no-one else, it's to pen snappy, devastating titles. Once you've got past the provocative posturing of this collection's title page, then you're faced with seven brilliantly dubbed pieces--try "We Ate The Chef", "Portrait of the Artist as a Foaming Deathmonger" and "I Like Being Killed" for size.

As all that might suggest, Fischer--known for his Booker-shortlisted Under The Frog and more recently The Thought Gang and The Collector Collector--is a clever writer, a wordsmith of tremendous dexterity, whose fluent prose surges forward with an irrepressible energy, usually pushing him to the furthest edges of a very dark humour and occasionally to a jarring callousness.

The opening novella "We Ate The Chef", for example, starts innocuously enough in Cambridge Circus, but somehow spirals into a Côte d'Azur thriller, climaxing in a particularly ungracious (but utterly appropriate) orgasm. In "Then They Say You're Drunk", Fischer, an adopted South Londoner, explores the quite plausible proposition that Brixton "must have more headcases per square inch than any other place in the world." His trademark stream-of-self-consciousness shares much with the rhythms of stand-up, so it comes as no surprise to find the closing "I Like Being Killed" delving into London's comedy circuit.

But there's a hint of seriousness among the casual cruelty. In the short "Ice Tonight in the Hearts of Young Visitors", Fischer stands on the Hungarian border and concludes bitterly: "I assure you if there is a hell, it will be the most solitary of confinements and cold." --Alan Stewart --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.


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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Should've heeded the warning in the title., 5 Mar 2001
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I guess I must be stupid because this book seemed to me to be a tedious collection of pretentious stories that just meandered along without any kind of point. There are some exceptions: the story about the obsessive reader, mentioned in other reviews, stands out most notably. In the main however, the relentless nihilism of these stories is unleavened by any sort of interesting concept or characterisation and ultimately makes for a very depressing read. If you're still thinking of reading this book (maybe you're smarter than me) I would recommend that you also read Barcelona Plates by Alexei Sayle: a far superior example of this genre.
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8 of 13 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Ignore the moaners., 21 Jan 2003
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Tibor Fischer is at heart, I think, a short story writer. I have heard him quoted as saying that the only reason he writes novels at all is that its the only way to get noticed and convince a publisher to put out his short story collection.

That may be an exagerration, but certainly here is a writer for whom the short story is not just a filler or an also-ran.

I found this collection really enjoyable and quirky. For those people disappointed that its not the same as his longer works - well du'h - thats because short stories are different from novels.

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6 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Maybe I'm over sensitive, but..., 4 Oct 2003
By A Customer
It's been said here before, but Tibor Fischer is a writer of some talent whose previous work ( especially Under the Frog ) deserves to be read by anyone who appreciates deep, original and blackly funny work. I've been a huge fan of his since his debut and have read and enjoyed all of his stuff thusfar. Fair enough. So you can understand that I approached 'stupid' with some measure of anticipation, expecting (especially from the blurb on the jacket ) more quality writing, with a bleak and edgy slant on things. And for the most part, that's what I got. I wasn't a fan of the first story, the rest of the book was patchy in places but the last one was fantastic and generally, I was impressed, even though the overall tone was a just a tad too despairing to endear itself to me. Ok. No problem. So far so good.
It's just this one thing that grates, and I'm wondering if I am alone in feeling this, or if I am being oversensitive, or whatever, but in practically every story ( I could go back and check, provide quotations and whatever, but I can't be bothered) if there is a minor background character, a bit player or whatever, who is required to be drunken, thieving and/violent, that character is prefaced with the word 'Irish'. Now I'm not unused to the occasional racial stereotype which sticks in the throat a little bit, but I am prepared to admit that in every stereotype there may be a grain of truth. I am also prepared to admit that for narrative purposes, or just for no reason whatsoever ( the author writing 'in character must necessarily write with the predjudices of that character)or for whatever reason... yes, a drunken violent Irishman may make an appearance in a book I'm reading. Like I said, fair enough. Water. Duck's back. Etc. I'm a man of the world and a mature reader and I can see that this is necessary at times. No problem.
But when I'm reading a book where for no reason whatsoever that I can attribute to plot or character development, in nearly every single bloody story the kind of stereotype that gets seriously under my skin makes a seemingly uncalled-for appearance... ok like I said, the first time I don't even notice, the second time I raise my eyebrows, the third time I clear my throat... and by the sixth or seventh time I can't help being a little bit angry, and very sure that I'm not imagining things anymore.
Which begs the question... why? You could argue that every nationality comes off as badly here.. we are talking about a book lazily littered with mean Scots, fantastically rude French, shady looking types who are assumed to be Turks, Russian gangsters ( male ) and rent-a-brides (female); the list goes one. So perhaps you could argue that Fischer doesn't have a thing about needlessly reinforcing Irish stereotypes, because he does it with everybody... so that's alright then. Yes. I would naturally not jump to the conclusion that Fischer actually may have a problem, the kind of problem that if he weren't the educated author type but were merely a guy on a bus, we might call racism... No, I wouldn't want to jump to that conclusion or make that kind of easy accusation or anything like that. But in the marked absence of any other explanation, it seems to be the shortest distance between two points. Or maybe, since Fischer is a 'funny' writer, it's all a big joke.

In that case, chortle. And indeed, guffaw.

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4.0 out of 5 stars Doesn't thrust his cleverness down your throat
This is an excellent collection of seven short stories by a writer who knows exactly what he is doing and how to do it. Read more
Published 1 month ago by E. Shaw

1.0 out of 5 stars If You Read This Book You're Stupid
First of all, I'm not stupid. I have a First Class Honours degree, an IQ of 157, play the piano to Grade 8 standard, yada yada yada. Read more
Published on 13 Aug 2007 by E. W. Collier

4.0 out of 5 stars Not bad, but not great
The first story in this collection is the worst, but don't let it put you off. "Then They Say You're Drunk" and "I Like Being Killed" are probably the funniest, in a very dark... Read more
Published on 25 Mar 2004 by Julia

4.0 out of 5 stars Other reviewers are being harsh
I consider the other reviewrs treatment of this book to be quite harsh. I bought and read first the "Thought Gang" and recently "Under the Frog" on the strength of this book... Read more
Published on 14 Jan 2003 by Robert Sharp

3.0 out of 5 stars I'm stupid too
Tibor Fischer has many times (well, at least twice) proved himself as a comic genius. It was with great expectations then that I sat down to read this - in fact I saved it for a... Read more
Published on 30 Dec 2002 by Peter Boardman

2.0 out of 5 stars High expectations, low actuations
First of all: The Thought Gang is an excellent book. It's a really good read - witty, well-written, often ludicrously surreal. I read it a few years back and loved it. Read more
Published on 20 Dec 2001 by mjc@howlingmonkey.co.uk

2.0 out of 5 stars Promising title, but not much to it
This is a collection of - admittedly - intelligent short stories, in places witty and full of biting sarcasm. Read more
Published on 26 Feb 2001

2.0 out of 5 stars Fisching For Compliments (but I can't think of any)
Perhaps two stars is a bit low for this book. It's not that bad. But it reflects the level of disappointment felt by this reader. Read more
Published on 24 Feb 2001

4.0 out of 5 stars Excellent Read
I do not usually like short stories but this book is very good. The characters are real and entertaining. Read more
Published on 26 Jan 2001 by A. Cumming

1.0 out of 5 stars Er, not quite the son of Martin Amis the blurb suggests
Brilliant cover, great come-on blurb and enticing first couple of pages of the first story. But, er, is it a story or a bloated novella that can't find its way? Read more
Published on 24 Jan 2001 by reyburg@msn.com

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