Does my bum look big in this?: The Diary of an Insecure Woman [Paperback]

‘A hyper-active stream-of-consciousness confession which is both very funny and unexpectedly touching!’ (Joanna Lumley )

‘DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS? This was a question that had to be asked and thank God someone has had the courage to answer it. This is Weir's first, and in my view by far her best, work to date.’ (Angus Deayton )

‘Interestingly, Arabella herself doesn't have a big bum at all, it's really quite small. In fact, we're happy to tell the whole world about just how small it is, honestly, we are, just as soon as she stops sitting on us.’ (
Paul Whitehouse & Charlie Higson )

‘This book does for bums what Cyrano de Bergerac did for noses.’ (Alexei Sayle )

‘Screamingly funny’ --This text refers to an alternate Paperback edition.

‘Hilarious’ --This text refers to an alternate Paperback edition.

‘Read it and realise you’re not alone’ --This text refers to an alternate Paperback edition.

‘A very funny and unexpectedly touching novel' --This text refers to an alternate Paperback edition.

‘Screamingly funny' --This text refers to an alternate Paperback edition.

‘Hilarious' --This text refers to an alternate Paperback edition.

‘Read it and realise you're not alone' --This text refers to an alternate Paperback edition.

Jacqueline M. Pane is an ordinary woman in her 30s and she knows her life would be perfect if only she had a small bum, sticky-up bosoms, and a Prada handbag. She has fine-tuned paranoia and applies it to every area of her life, from her earrings, cellulite and job, to the men in her life.

Arabella Weir is a writer and performer who started her career as the gladioli wiper for Dame Edna Everage. She appears regularly on television in various guises - in all of Alexei Sayle's TV series, HARRY ENFIELD AND CHUMS and THE LENNY HENRY SHOW. She is one of the regular cast of THE FAST SHOW for which she created and performs 'Different with Boys' and 'Insecure Woman'. This is her first book.