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The Dishonored Dead: A Zombie Novel [Kindle Edition]

Robert Swartwood
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***Nominated "Zombie of the Year" by the Zombie Rights Campaign!***

In a not-so-distant future, the world has devolved and most of the population has become the animated dead. Those few that are living are called zombies. They are feared and must be hunted down and destroyed.

Conrad is one of the animated dead. A devoted husband, a loving father, he is the best zombie Hunter in the world. But when he hesitates one night in killing a living adult, his job is put in jeopardy. Instead of being outright dismissed, he is transferred to a program so secretive even the Government would deny its existence -- and where Conrad soon learns a startling truth about how his own son might be in danger of becoming a zombie.

As living extremists become more emboldened and blow up a Hunter Headquarters, as a power-hungry Hunter becomes more enraged and will stop at nothing to gain absolute power, Conrad begins to question not just his profession, but his own existence. And before he knows it he is on a journey of self-discovery, remembering a past he was forced to forget, and soon finding himself not only a hunted man, but a man who must now save both his son and the entire world.

The Dishonored Dead is a 100,000-word zombie thriller that includes the 3,000-word short story "In the Land of the Blind," which won 10th Annual Chiaroscuro Short Story Contest and was the inspiration for the novel, plus the 3,000-word short story "The Hunter" and a bonus interview with the author.

BONUS CONTENT: excerpt from Through the Guts of a Beggar

Praise for The Dishonored Dead:

"The Dishonored Dead is one of the most original and gripping zombie novels I have ever read, offering a glimpse into the life of a zombie in a world turned backwards, where zombies live and humans are feared. Highly recommended!

-- Jeremy Robinson, author of Instinct and Threshold 

"The Dishonored Dead is simply brilliant, and its telling a superb achievement. Robert Swartwood has given us a wonderful twist, not only on the zombie novel, but on the dystopian tale as well. It's like Brave New World meets Logan's Run, but with a bite all its own. Strongly recommended!

-- Joe McKinney, author of Apocalypse of the Dead and Flesh Eaters 

"One of the most unique zombie novels I've ever read ... a must-read." 

-- wezombie.com 

"A definite page turner with lots of action, tension and suspense." 

-- buyzombie.com 

About the Author 

Robert Swartwood's work has appeared in The Los Angeles Review, The Daily Beast, ChiZine, Postscripts, Space and Time, and PANK. He is the author of several novels and the editor of Hint Fiction: An Anthology of Stories in 25 Words or Fewer. Visit him online at robertswartwood.com.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 563 KB
  • Publisher: RMS Press (11 April 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language English
  • ASIN: B004W4MHQU
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  • Average Customer Review: 2.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #87,488 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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2.0 out of 5 stars Good idea, poorly executed, 27 Sep 2011
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Mrs. R Bentley "Kindle junkie" (Bolton, United Kingdom) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: The Dishonored Dead: A Zombie Novel (Kindle Edition)
I like the idea behind this book, as it is done from the perspective of a zombie world where the living humans are the outcasts and monsters. Did find it a bit odd that the living humans are known in the dead world as "zombies" when it is clearly the dead that are such! I suppose this is because of the alternative viewpoint of the novel but this means that the author has to come up with a different name for the dead themselves i.e. the animated dead (in other words zombies!?!) It reminded me of the film called Daybreakers where vampires are the norm and humans are hunted.

I did read all of the story and found it fairly gripping. It was adequately well written. However, there are too many failings for me and i just wish it had all been done better. For example, there is too little explanation for the whole animated dead existence - apparently, it has just happened!? They have no beating heart or working lungs etc so shouldn't have ANY of the living bodily functions and yet they eat and reproduce as normal!?

When children reach the age of 10 they are called by an energy giving cube called a Pandora, which has the ability to bring them to life but this is not desirable in the dead world (in fact newly-made 10 year old "zombies" are hunted down and killed). Conrad knows that his son is starting to hear the call of his own Pandora and it occurs to him to have his son monitored but why, when he ends up working with "zombies" (living humans) who collect the Pandoras, does it not occur to him to just have one of them find his son's nearby Pandora and confiscate it?!!

The animated dead are not supposed to have imagination or emotions but are not convincingly portrayed as not possessing these. All the "dead" characters act like ordinary human beings and the only way the author reminds you that they are not is through awkward phrases such as "animation day" instead of "birthday", rather than in an effective portrayal of their difference. Strangely, the character who seems the most "dead" is Conrad himself and I found him unsympathetic, especially as he seems to fall in with the "zombie" cause by accident (because of his new job). I expected him to gradually accept the living as equals but he is always scathing towards Gabriel and his arguments. You feel that if his son hadn't become a "zombie", he wouldn't have gone along with them at all!

To my mind, the author has relied too much on the originality of his idea and hasn't backed it up with the strength and depth that it really deserved.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Kept me on edge and turning pages the entire way through..., 8 May 2011
By Bill Nelson of WeZombie - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: The Dishonored Dead: A Zombie Novel (Kindle Edition)
What happens when you reverse the roles of humans and zombies, add an upside down government along with mother earth's hidden energy? You get a remarkably inventive, fresh story line with a plot that keeps on surprising you at every turn. Robert Swartwood's eBook, "The Dishonored Dead", kept me on edge and turning pages the entire way through - just when I thought it couldn't get any better, Swartwood introduces a new twist that blows your mind. I spend a lot of time reading books in the zombie genre, and I'm always amazed when I run across a totally new idea that extends the realm of the genre. I was lucky enough to receive a copy for review.

The book starts off with our protagonist, Conrad, on a zombie hunting mission with his broadsword. He had spent years on similar hunts, beheading more zombies than he could count, his broadsword never failing to taste blood. As his raises his arms to deliver the killing blow to a zombie child, he hesitates; something is wrong - he pauses to think, something that has never happened before. One of his fellow hunters has to finish the job, and thus begins the downfall of Conrad's life and the beginning of his troubles.

He has a wife and son, and neither of them know what Conrad does for a living - the Zombie Hunter Code prevents them from telling anyone what they do, not to mention the fact that there are zombie sympathizers out there trying to kill zombie hunters so they must remain secretive. Oh, and guess what? In this story, living humans are called zombies, and they are being hunted by the living dead, who make up the normal society on earth. The roles are reversed because zombies won the zombie apocalypse and humans are on the verge of extinction. Swartwood has successfully reversed the roles of humans and zombies and made it very believable.

Conrad gets released from his job, and is placed in a top secret quasi-government lab which has been experimenting on zombies and might be considered out of control should the government actually know how their black budget dollars were being spent. The agency means well, is trying to save the world, but uses questionable methods much like our CIA, NSA, etc. Meanwhile, the hunter who had to take over Conrad's failed zombie kill becomes an antagonist to Conrad as well as the agency's status quo. This part of the book reads like Clancy and the suspense and intrigue will keep you on edge.

Soon we find out how zombies are created, and Conrad's son, wife, and sister-in-law all become key players in the story adding to Conrad and the world's trouble. Things get pretty hairy, but there's more surprises in store. I don't want to put any spoilers in here, but let's just say this turns into a possible apocalypse within an apocalypse, with mother nature taking charge with Conrad's help.

As I said before, this is one if the most unique zombie novels I've ever read, and I enjoyed it tremendously. I contacted the author and asked for an interview to learn more about the book and how it came to be. It is a shame this book is currently only in eBook form, because I know it would do well on the shelves of any brick and mortar bookstore as well as in online stores. It would be in your best interests to get this book on your e-bookshelf as soon as possible. It's a must-read.

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Bizarro World, 21 Jun 2011
By Duffer0330 - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: The Dishonored Dead: A Zombie Novel (Kindle Edition)
I loved this book. At first I was a little skeptical about the premise of the Dead ruling the world, but my opinion changed after reading the first sentence of the book. From that point on I couldn't put down the book. Swartwood's character development is superb. The storytelling is first rate with so many twists and turns, I had to catch my breath several times. All I could find myself saying was WOW!

Buy this book, you will never look at zombies in the same light again!

Bravo!!

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Novel, 10 Jan 2012
By ALB - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: The Dishonored Dead: A Zombie Novel (Kindle Edition)
Robert Swartwood did an excellent job in creating a different type of zombie novel. He uses his unique imagination to create this world like know other.

This is a zombie novel that you don't want to put down. I found myself reading until 2 in the morning because I wanted to know what was going to happen next. It is well worth the time and money!
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