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Disappointing isn't the word...oh, wait, it is

C. Knightley "Carrie"
 
Empire
Empire
"I wasn't much of a fan of their first effort, but this was massively, massively overrated."
Razorlight
Razorlight
"Johnny Borrell - he may have the rock star image (big ego, big hair, big girlfriend), but he doesn't sound like one. Appalling album."
Sam's Town
Sam's Town
"Total departure from 'Hot Fuss' - so much of a departure they went off the mark and lost the plot. This is just...gah!"
Once Upon A Time In The West [Uk Version]
Once Upon A Time In The West [Uk Version]
"'No Cover Art'? Not too many good songs either... it's just like Hard-Fi wrote the songs whilst hanging out at the football and the pub - laddish, souless and pants."
Ten New Messages
Ten New Messages
"I was so looking forward to this, but felt so gutted after listening to it - Rakes, what hapenned? 'Capture/Release' was awesome, whereas this is..well, "When Tom Cruise Cries"? Really?!"
Not Accepted Anywhere
Not Accepted Anywhere
"So, what drugs were The Automatic on when they let Pennie, the screaming idiot, into the band? Seriously, do they listen to him go "Whooarrrgh!" and say "That's top notch that is"? Mental."
Down in Albion
Down in Albion
"One word: "Pentonville". Why oh why would you let this happen?! Did The General let Pete have some crack on the slide in prison in exchange for writing this...shambles?!"
In My Mind
In My Mind
"I was expecting catchy songs, snappy lyrics and a rather decent album from the much-hyped producer. What did I get? "You got an ass like a loaf of bread"...."
Yours Truly, Angry Mob
Yours Truly, Angry Mob
"Apparently this was written and recorded in just 2 months. That explains it. Well, at least it gives the yobs something else to sing on the terraces other than The Fratellis."
Love It When I Feel Like This
Love It When I Feel Like This
"These guys had so much going for them. This album sounds as if they literally rolled in from the pub and recorded it while smashed. If you like Rooney, Carling and kebabs, you'll love this. Chav rock."