Disappointing Films (English Lang)

A Listmania! list by duirsgrove "duirsgrove"
 
Sideways [DVD]
1.  Sideways [DVD] DVD ~ Paul Giamatti
The list author says:
  "About absolutely nothing, completely fails to engage, unsympathetic and unrelatable characters, amazon didn't print my chastising :(  Watch Garden State instead."
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Closer [DVD] [2004] [2005]
2.  Closer [DVD] [2004] [2005] DVD ~ Julia Roberts
The list author says:
  "I cannot express how much I felt cheated by this film - do not bother with this"
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The Libertine [DVD]
3.  The Libertine [DVD] DVD ~ Johnny Depp
The list author says:
  "Costumes and names but bad acting & story, like Vanity Fair, Age of Innocence, Gosford Park"
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The Unbearable Lightness of Being [DVD]
4.  The Unbearable Lightness of Being [DVD] DVD ~ Daniel Day-Lewis
The list author says:
  "Had the names but something went wrong - bad script, bad acting, a disaster really"
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Wuthering Heights [DVD] [1992]
5.  Wuthering Heights [DVD] [1992] DVD ~ Juliette Binoche
The list author says:
  "No feeling at all!, what could be worse than that for this story.  All other versions are better than this."
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Pride & Prejudice - 2005 [DVD]
6.  Pride & Prejudice - 2005 [DVD] DVD ~ Keira Knightly
The list author says:
  "Purists disqualify it as impenetrable to Firth's offering, rest of us see it as the tv masses let down it is. Boring, trying to be WH yet appeal all round unconvincing on all fronts."
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Charlie & The Chocolate Factory (2 Disc Deluxe Edition) [DVD] [2005]
7.  Charlie & The Chocolate Factory (2 Disc Deluxe Edition) [DVD] [2005] DVD ~ Johnny Depp
The list author says:
  "Please stop with the remakes!, leave well alone.  Magic Roundabout another one to miss."
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Chocolat [DVD] [2001]
8.  Chocolat [DVD] [2001] DVD ~ Juliette Binoche
The list author says:
  "French films for Americans!"
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Pianist, the [DVD] [2003]
9.  Pianist, the [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Adrien Brody
The list author says:
  "Another intended sympathy grabber, but again, Hollywood money and neatness is a turn off"
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Captain Corelli's Mandolin [DVD] [2001]
10.  Captain Corelli's Mandolin [DVD] [2001] DVD ~ Nicolas Cage
The list author says:
  "Read the book instead"
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Damage [DVD] [1993]
11.  Damage [DVD] [1993] DVD ~ Jeremy Irons
The list author says:
  "Men, Power, Sex - boring tbh!  Disclosure & Last Tango IP other ones to miss"
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The Descent [DVD] [2005]
12.  The Descent [DVD] [2005] DVD ~ Shauna Macdonald
The list author says:
  "Comedy not horror, like Creep, Boogeyman or The Cave....  House of Wax/Skeleton Key much better"
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The Crucible [1997] [DVD]
13.  The Crucible [1997] [DVD] DVD ~ Daniel Day-Lewis
The list author says:
  "A monumental book - really poor version, much better to be had"
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The Taming of the Shrew [DVD] [2001]
14.  The Taming of the Shrew [DVD] [2001] DVD ~ Elizabeth Taylor
The list author says:
  "Had to turn it off, an assault on my senses - and I don't often do that"
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The Usual Suspects (2 Disc Special Edition) [DVD] [1995]
15.  The Usual Suspects (2 Disc Special Edition) [DVD] [1995] DVD ~ Kevin Spacey
The list author says:
  "Too clean cut American,everyone talking to the camera, monotonous narrative, self-important...watch LA Conf/Leon/GGRoss instead"
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The Haunting [DVD] [1963]
16.  The Haunting [DVD] [1963] DVD ~ Julie Harris
The list author says:
  "Too old now - really cliched and laughable - not scary.  Want scary, watch The Others/Psycho/Misery/American Psycho/House of Wax etc instead"
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Mary Shelley's Frankenstein [DVD] [1994]
17.  Mary Shelley's Frankenstein [DVD] [1994] DVD ~ Robert De Niro
The list author says:
  "This, Dracula, Interview WAV, Queen ot Damned, Sleepy Hollow,TLOEG, Elektra, Mary Reilly,  Saw, Brazil, 5th Element, Underworld, Van Helsing, KK BB, Dusk Till Dawn, Constantine - all awful"
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Hotel Rwanda [DVD]
18.  Hotel Rwanda [DVD] DVD ~ Don Cheadle
The list author says:
  "Just not strong enough by far - not a patch on Cry Freedom.  The Interpreter also unconvincing and poor"
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl [DVD] [2003]
19.  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Johnny Depp
The list author says:
  "and King Arthur, Gladiator, Alexander, KO Heaven, Rome, Egypt, Mummy/Scorpion King, on this theme - tv trash for the masses"
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Blue Velvet [1986] [DVD]
20.  Blue Velvet [1986] [DVD] DVD ~ Kyle MacLachlan
The list author says:
  "and Twin Peaks too whilst I'm at it, 80s weird cult creep"
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Wicker Park [DVD]
21.  Wicker Park [DVD] 
The list author says:
  "Like the I Inside, Cellular, What lies beneath, Crash, The Jacket, Final analysis, Collateral, LK Goodnight., No Mercy, Secret Window, Ronin. etc - all pretty boring"
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Snow Falling On Cedars [DVD] [2000]
22.  Snow Falling On Cedars [DVD] [2000] DVD ~ Ethan Hawke
The list author says:
  "Never really raises itself above a TV movie - neither does The Notebook"
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Dancer in the Dark (W/S) [DVD] [2000]
23.  Dancer in the Dark (W/S) [DVD] [2000] DVD ~ Björk
The list author says:
  "It's a musical?!?!?!  Brain crunching, and not in a good way.  Horrible docusoap filming style and dialogue/implausible storyline"
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Head in the Clouds [DVD] [2005]
24.  Head in the Clouds [DVD] [2005] DVD ~ Stuart Townsend
The list author says:
  "Don't be fooled by the names - similar to A Walk in the Clouds/Pianist/Correli/Memphis Belle/ML Smile etc"
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The Ring Two [DVD]
25.  The Ring Two [DVD] DVD ~ Naomi Watts
The list author says:
  "Remakes just aren't up to the originals, stop messing with them! also The Grudge and to a degree Dark Water"
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