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Dirty Pervert Essentials
A Listmania! list by The Truth "How it is" (UK)

1. Blow Up Lady. 5' high by BRISTOL NOVELTY

The list author says:
	"If you want to be extra filthy and save money too - buy the used version."

�10.12 Used & New from: �8.28

(3 customer reviews)

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2. Make Your Own Sex Toys: 50 Quick and Easy Do-It-Yourself Projects by Matt Pagett

The list author says:
	"Because variety if the spice of life.... especially the perverts."

Used & New from: �5.99

(9 customer reviews)

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3. I Have a Little Wank and I Have a Little Cry by Kunt & the Gang

The list author says:
	"Put it on your stereo, crank it up, and drown out the embarrassing sounds that come from your room late at night... and first thing in the morning."

Used & New from: �9.50

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4. Bluw Party Penis Set by Bluw Ltd

The list author says:
	"Now you can be a dirty pervert out in the open and amongst friends, by simply passing it of as a joke. No more signing registers for me."

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5. The Little Book of Wanking: The Definitive Guide to Man's Ultimate Relief by Dick Palmer

The list author says:
	"Second only to the big book of wanking. A 'handy' pockets sized guide to every pervs favourite past time."

Used & New from: �19.11

(14 customer reviews)

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6. Gentleman's Willy Care Kit by Gift House International

The list author says:
	"Best used just before you go out flashing. Just because you're jumping out of overgrown bushes, doesn't mean you have to sport one."

�8.99 Used & New from: �7.95

(34 customer reviews)

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7. KY Jelly Personal Lubricant - Standard 42 grams by K-Y

The list author says:
	"The original and the best. Always keep it to 'hand'."

�2.29 Used & New from: �1.55

(7 customer reviews)

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8. Vaseline Petroleum Jelly (No.3) 250ml by Vaseline

The list author says:
	"Old faithful. Tried and tested - again and again and again and again and again and again and again. Looks inconspicuous in your bathroom and great for when you run out of the above."

�4.84 Used & New from: �2.56

(3 customer reviews)

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9. Kleenex Balsam Hanks Regular Singles (Pack of 36) by Kleenex�

The list author says:
	"Absorbent and pocket sized - ideal for bus rides and train journeys."

�20.88 Used & New from: �15.50

(1 customer review)

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10. NEW RUBBER GAS MASK 1940S WAR GIMP FANCY DRESS by Bristol Novelty

The list author says:
	"Great for autoerotic asphyxiation."

�5.99 Used & New from: �4.00

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11. Wooden Clothes Peg Pack 72/Pack

The list author says:
	"You see 72 clothes pegs - I see 72 nipple clamps."

�4.99

(3 customer reviews)

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12. Smiffys Metal handcuffs with keys by Smiffys

The list author says:
	"There's something about furry handcuffs that don't quite cut it - these are just so much more sinister."

�1.49 Used & New from: �1.45

(10 customer reviews)

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13. Adult Lace Eyemask & Hand Cuffs by UKPS

The list author says:
	"Or if you're feeling really kinky fellas, why not try these?"

�4.85

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14. Cat O'Nine Tails Whip

The list author says:
	"Combine with number 11 on the list for maximum kinky thrills and filth."

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15. Geo F Trumper Talcum Powder (100 g) by Geo F Trumper

The list author says:
	"Brilliant for helping you slide in and out of latex or leather Gimp suits."

�12.50

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16. Swarfega Original Classic Hand Cleaner - 1ltr by Swarfega

The list author says:
	"Smother yourself in this for an extra kinky night - the economy size is perfect because it leaves you money for dirty mags too."

�6.59 Used & New from: �5.89

(2 customer reviews)

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17. Early Embraces: Women Describe Their First Lesbian Experience Bk. 1 by Lindsey Elder

The list author says:
	"Better than any DVD because you have to use your imagination - and mine's dirtier than any porno."

Used & New from: �0.21

(12 customer reviews)

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18. Penis Pump by Handsome Up

The list author says:
	"Feels worse than it looks - which is what I like most about it."

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(10 customer reviews)

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19. Paladone Lightning Reaction Re-loaded with Adjustable Shock by Paladone

The list author says:
	"This innocent game can be used in a not so innocent way - it's as if they were designed to be slid where the sun don't shine for some extra sexy electro-shock filthy fun. Strap 2 to you nipples too."

�15.57 Used & New from: �9.59

(6 customer reviews)

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20. Apple Macbook White 13" 2.4GHz (Intel Core 2 Duo, 2Gb, 250Gb, NVIDIA GeForce 320M graphics, up to 10 hour battery life) by Apple

The list author says:
	"Essential for accessing the world wide web... of filth, grot, smut and porn. Plus far better than a PC as less prone to hacking and viruses from all those dodgey russian midget porn sites."

Used & New from: �430.00

(42 customer reviews) | 2 customer discussions

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21. Stretching Extending Penis Enlargement System by Extender

The list author says:
	"Speaking of longer... I'm very proud of my 'schlong' as it used to be a 'schlort'. But I've been using this for 3 months now and now I have to wear a special harness; studded leather of course."

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