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The Dirty Little Kindle Book of Sex Quotes [Kindle Edition]

Mark Zedler
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Book Description

"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on." declared Marilyn Monroe illustrating her wonderful sense of humour. Kevin Costner suggested "Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them." And let's not forget Ken Hammond who once remarked "What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? 'Honey, I'm home'."

Most everyone enjoys reading quotes about sex. We delight in reading them because they are so often uncomfortably true. Sex quotes often convey an embedded message that we know to be true but are often afraid or unwilling to utter in public. Without a doubt few things can spice up a conversation about sex or sexuality more than a well-chosen sex quote. Given our affinity for sex quotes, wouldn't it be great to have the best sex quotes available compiled in a free eBook? Well here it is folks!

The Dirty little eBook of Sex Quotes is organized into 30 categories for quick easy reference. This eBook is the ultimate source for the best sex quotes around. This eBook is not only makes for great reading it is also very visually appealing.

This eBook has it all: Dirty Sex, Bisexuality, Money, Chastity, The Tao of Sex, Safe Sex, Relationships and many more. All told, you have in your possession well over 200 of the best sex quotes ever.

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 1331 KB
  • Print Length: 74 pages
  • Publisher: Mark Zedler; 1 edition (23 May 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B003ODIYZ8
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #476,221 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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5.0 out of 5 stars humorous light read 2 May 2015
By Pops
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
A little light and humorous reading .
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5.0 out of 5 stars If... 2 Mar. 2011
By Jorge Frid - Published on
Format:Kindle Edition
If you don't have anything to do... read it.

If you want to laugh... read it.

If you want to reinforce something you already knew... read it

If you're in a bad mood... read it.

If you had some kind of bicker with your spouse... read it.

So... no matter what, read it.

You'll read it in 40 minutes or less.
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great to have the collection of quotes from such witty people. Made me laugh all over again. 11 Jan. 2012
By Ethan Winning - Published on
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I've been around long enough to have heard all of these quotes before, but it never ceases to amaze me how clever and funny some of our prior generations were. Yes, almost all of these quotes are from people who, if not dead, are into their 70s and 80s now. Still, it doesn't diminish for one second how funny these people were.

Woody Allen is the most quoted, but he has been since his stand-up routines in the early 60s. And I still laugh.

This "book" was a hoot and a holler, and unfortunately I finished it in a couple of hours this afternoon. THIS is the book to take with you on a plane.

I'm not deleting it from the queue (somehow or other, nothing I "delete" ever disappears totally from my Fire. They remain as little goat droppings as icons on the "bookshelf"). Anyway, these quotes never seem stale and at the very least, I can get a smile or a giggle at will.

P.S. They really didn't need THAT cover or, more appropriately, *I* don't need that cover going 'round my carousel.
5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Quotes galore. 12 Mar. 2011
By Ross Bernheim - Published on
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Quotes range from witty to sublime and plenty of ones between. Common theme. But as Tom Lherer said, "Filth is in the mind of the beholder!"

Great for reading a few quotes when you have a moment to spare.
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4.0 out of 5 stars It made me smile 14 Nov. 2011
By eBooksExciteMe - Published on
Format:Kindle Edition
This book of quotes made me smile and chuckle out loud. That rarely happens...It was a fun way to pass the time. I would recommend this title as well as 50 Questions You Should Ask Him BEFORE Taking Off Your Panties
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4.0 out of 5 stars Quote it and be enticed 29 Oct. 2012
By Rafael V. - Published on
Format:Kindle Edition
Everybody (almost) likes to read quotes with some, or a lot of sexual content. This book has definitely has some nice quotes and definitely humorous with a little bit of excitement and seduction. This is definitely readable for matured people but can be offensive to some as well. I also found another book for a good source sexy ideas Sexy Truth Or Dare: A Guide Book To Rekindle Fires And Hook Up With The Hot Ones. And to add, the cover is so damn sexy and erotic.
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