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Dim Wit: The Funniest, Stupidest Things Ever Said (Paperback)

by Rosemarie Jarski (Author)
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  • Paperback: 576 pages
  • Publisher: Ebury Press (2 Oct 2008)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0091924502
  • ISBN-13: 978-0091924508
  • Product Dimensions: 20 x 15.2 x 4.4 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 92,942 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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'A generous treasure of inanity'
-- Evening Standard


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They misunderestimated me' George W. Bush. Einstein said only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity. So in deference to the dumbing down of our culture, comes Dim Wit - a collection of the most jaw-droppingly stupid things ever said. The cast includes every famous foot-in-mouther from George W Bush to Prince Philip, Paris Hilton to Jade Goody, not to mention hundreds of unsung idiots plucked from villages the world over. The result is a confederacy of dunces more pro-fun than profound - a clever witticism may coax an inward smile but it takes a really stupid remark to deliver a belly laugh. So pick up Dim Wit and prepare to embrace your inner moron - it may be the smartest thing you do...'My grandma overheard two women talking in a doctor's surgery. After a while, one said to the other, "Do you know, Mary, I don't feel too well. I think I'll go home."' - Robyn Jankel. 'I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after he's dead.' - Samuel Goldwyn. 'Winston Churchill? Wasn't he the first black President of America? There's a statue of him near me - that's black.' - Danielle Lloyd

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5.0 out of 5 stars Endlessly quotable., 29 Oct 2008
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For the price, this book represents superb value for money. Perfect for light reading, in short bursts on the bus, plane or train. Drawn from every walk of life (love, the sexes, celebrity, sport, parenthood, politics and even the animal kingdom) it's endlessly quotable and you can always find something relevant. At almost 600 pages, there's something on the order of 10,000 individual citations and almost every one hits the nail right on the er, funny bone. Highly recommended!
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