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Diary of a Wimpy Vampire: Because The Undead Have Feelings Too [Kindle Edition]

Tim Collins (Author)

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'This hilarious book will have you laughing your head off as you learn of the misfortune of Nigel Mullet' -- Fresh Direction, May, 2010

'Teens who are fans of the Twilight saga will love this laugh-out-loud parody'
--Woman's Way, July 12, 2010

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Like Edward Cullen in "Twilight", Nigel Mullet was transformed into a vampire when he was still a teenager, and will remain this age forever. Unfortunately, Nigel became a vampire at the awkward age of fifteen, and must spend eternity coping with acne, a breaking voice, and an ineptitude with girls . . . In this, his excruciatingly funny diary, Nigel chronicles his increasingly desperate attempts to be noticed by the love of his life, Chloe Sparrow, the constant mortification caused by his vampire parents (not to mention the worry that they might accidentally eat one of his friends), and the frustration one feels when you ve got the whole of boring eternity stretching out in front of you. Fantastically witty and hugely entertaining, it will appeal to any fan of "Twilight" or "Adrian Mole", teenage or otherwise . . .

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Format: Kindle Edition
File Size: 3923 KB
Print Length: 72 pages
Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1843174588
Publisher: Michael O' Mara Books (15 Nov 2010)
Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.� r.l.
Language: English
ASIN: B004D39MTA
Text-to-Speech: Enabled

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Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars See all reviews (87 customer reviews)

Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #19,973 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
- #26 in Kindle Store > Books > Humour > Parodies
- #65 in Books > Humour > Parodies

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15 of 16 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars A surprise hit! 27 May 2010

By Mr. D. Coxon

Format:Paperback

I bought this book for my twelve-year old niece because I thought she might find it funny... and she loved it! I have to confess I picked it up myself too, and it really is a good read. Reminded me a bit of the old Adrian Mole books, mixed with Twilight... but funnier.

It's definitely a hit, both with me and my niece - a fun gift, and a surprisingly good read!

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4.0 out of 5 stars A sharper Adrian Mole for the Twilight Generation 4 July 2010

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Nigel is a teenage vampire, forever at secondary school but unlike the cool and attractive vampires in Twilight he is awkward and self conscious. Even more frustratingly his parents and sister have vampire strength and attractiveness and he doesn't. He longs for a girl in his class and although I won't reveal the ending as another review does the character does progress and the story has a proper ending.

The pages are written in a graphic style that appears a bit childish but the diary entries are short and succinct and keep you reading. I started the book thinking "oh dear, a copy of The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13 � / The Diary of a Teenage Health Freak" but actually it is better than that. It is a very fast and easy read and there are lots of subtle digs at vampire mythology.

A bit daft for adults but I enjoyed it. If I was 13 I would probably think it was brilliant!

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful

4.0 out of 5 stars Very funny! 10 Mar 2012

By Lydia Reed

Format:Kindle Edition

I've been going through some of the books in the Kindle "Parodies" genre and have come across some very funny reads, this book being no exception. It is a laugh-out-loud mickey take that is suitable for children to read, although I would suspect the vampire/Twilight appreciation crowd will enjoy it so much more.

The diary aspect of it did remind of "Adrian Mole Aged 13 �", but it was well written (in a childish way) and managed to keep me entertained throughout.

Two other laugh-out-loud books I would highly recommend in this genre are, Tony Royden's rib-aching comedy thriller The Dealer (not suitable for children) and David Thorn's The Internet is a Playground.

I will certainly be checking out other Tim Collins books (hope they are as good as this one).

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5.0 out of 5 stars Good Book

I really liked the book! It was very interesting. I don't really read books about vampires but this was a good book.

Published 1 month ago by Greisi Halilaj

4.0 out of 5 stars Good book

I think it was A very good book that I have read twice. It could be for the tween reader but also for a younger audience.

Published 1 month ago by maryles

5.0 out of 5 stars Mum's (Kate) book Boxters story is even better!

I have really enjoyed this book and I would recommend it! Because a vampire boy fall's in love with a human girl called Chloe,and go through tough and happy situations which is the... Read more

Published 1 month ago by Gemma McNeil

5.0 out of 5 stars Great book

Brilliantly funny, well written and a generally light hearted good read enjoyable from start to finish. Highly recommended for all ages.

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My daughter loved this book. She loves Winly Kid range, so I took a chance without telling her about it,

Published 2 months ago by Mrs M S Collis

4.0 out of 5 stars A very wimpy vampire

It was a good book but could go on a bit and did get a bit boring after a wile

Published 3 months ago by rosie kennedy

5.0 out of 5 stars Diary of a wimpy vampire

It was amazing i couldnt put it down!!!!!!! I would recommend it to people who love funny but deeply thought out books !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Published 3 months ago by TBaker

5.0 out of 5 stars Best book ever

This was one of the best books I ever read it was cool and awesome with really good pictures and illustrations

Published 4 months ago by kiss my heinie

4.0 out of 5 stars Dairy of a wimpy vampire: because the undead have feelings too

I love this book it took my breath away
4 stars because some time's it didn't make sense. I am so glad he found love. :)

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