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Diary of a Wimpy Vampire: Because The Undead Have Feelings Too [Kindle Edition]

Tim Collins
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (101 customer reviews)

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Teens who are fans of the Twilight saga will love this laugh-out-loud parody (Women's Way (Ireland))

This hilarious book will have you laughing your head off as you learn of the misfortune of Nigel Mullet (Fresh Direction Magazine)

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Like Edward Cullen in "Twilight", Nigel Mullet was transformed into a vampire when he was still a teenager, and will remain this age forever. Unfortunately, Nigel became a vampire at the awkward age of fifteen, and must spend eternity coping with acne, a breaking voice, and an ineptitude with girls . . . In this, his excruciatingly funny diary, Nigel chronicles his increasingly desperate attempts to be noticed by the love of his life, Chloe Sparrow, the constant mortification caused by his vampire parents (not to mention the worry that they might accidentally eat one of his friends), and the frustration one feels when you ve got the whole of boring eternity stretching out in front of you. Fantastically witty and hugely entertaining, it will appeal to any fan of "Twilight" or "Adrian Mole", teenage or otherwise . . .

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 3923 KB
  • Print Length: 72 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1843174588
  • Publisher: Michael O' Mara Books (15 Nov. 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B004D39MTA
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (101 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #39,374 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Tim Collins has published over twenty books that have been translated into over thirty languages.

'Diary of Dorkius Maximus', Buster, 2013
'Diary of a Grumpy Old Git: Getting Through Life One Rant at a Time', Michael O'Mara, 2012
'Adventures of a Wimpy Werewolf: Hairy but not Scary', Michael O'Mara, 2011
'Prince of Dorkness,' Michael O'Mara, 2011
'The Diary of a Wimpy Vampire', Michael O'Mara, 2010
'Behind the Lost Symbol, Michael O'Mara, 2009. Berkley 2010
'The Northern Monkey Survival Guide', Michael O'Mara, 2009
'The Little Book of Twitter', Michael O'Mara, 2009, Sperling and Kupfer, 2009
'The Book Club Bible' (contributor), Michael O'Mara, 2007
'The Baldies' Survival Guide', Michael O'Mara, 2007
'The Ginger Survival Guide', Michael O'Mara, 2006
'Are you a Geek?' Ebury, 2005, Bantam Dell, 2006
'The Little Book of Internet Dating', Michael O'Mara, 2005
'School Rules', Michael O'Mara, 2005
'Mingin' or Blingin'', Michael O'Mara, 2005

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16 of 18 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A surprise hit! 27 May 2010
Format:Paperback|Verified Purchase
I bought this book for my twelve-year old niece because I thought she might find it funny... and she loved it! I have to confess I picked it up myself too, and it really is a good read. Reminded me a bit of the old Adrian Mole books, mixed with Twilight... but funnier.

It's definitely a hit, both with me and my niece - a fun gift, and a surprisingly good read!
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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Rated 99.9/100 by my son! 24 Sept. 2010
By K. Mcdougall VINE VOICE
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My 8yr old son has several Wimpy Kid books and so the title of this book attracted us. It is worth pointing out that this book is not in the in the Wimpy Kid series and it is not by the same author. 8 is probably as young as the reader can be for this and only then if they are confident readers and the content is about the life and observations of a 15yr old boy (vampire).

The book includes topics that are targeted at older children but a lot of the humour actually spans all ages. I picked up the book with the intention of flicking through and found myself sitting dow to read it for 30mins. The story is well written, witty and humorous. It is full of funny lines on the daily observations of a vampire - 'the undead have feelings too'.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Very funny! 10 Mar. 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
I've been going through some of the books in the Kindle "Parodies" genre and have come across some very funny reads, this book being no exception. It is a laugh-out-loud mickey take that is suitable for children to read, although I would suspect the vampire/Twilight appreciation crowd will enjoy it so much more.

The diary aspect of it did remind of "Adrian Mole Aged 13 ¾", but it was well written (in a childish way) and managed to keep me entertained throughout.

Two other laugh-out-loud books I would highly recommend in this genre are, Tony Royden's rib-aching comedy thriller The Dealer (not suitable for children) and David Thorn's The Internet is a Playground.

I will certainly be checking out other Tim Collins books (hope they are as good as this one).
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11 of 13 people found the following review helpful
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Nigel is a teenage vampire, forever at secondary school but unlike the cool and attractive vampires in Twilight he is awkward and self conscious. Even more frustratingly his parents and sister have vampire strength and attractiveness and he doesn't. He longs for a girl in his class and although I won't reveal the ending as another review does the character does progress and the story has a proper ending.

The pages are written in a graphic style that appears a bit childish but the diary entries are short and succinct and keep you reading. I started the book thinking "oh dear, a copy of The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13 ¾ / The Diary of a Teenage Health Freak" but actually it is better than that. It is a very fast and easy read and there are lots of subtle digs at vampire mythology.

A bit daft for adults but I enjoyed it. If I was 13 I would probably think it was brilliant!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant 17 Mar. 2014
By Gelica
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I have read a few chapters to ensure it was suitable for my daughter.
It is a witty and well written book.
The series is so good my daughter has gone on to read the others within days!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars By a 10 year old 28 Dec. 2013
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I absolutely loved this book!
It is funny and well written!
The vampire is very good at describing what life would be like if you were a vampire!
The book can be a bit explicit when talking about love bit still a great book!
Recommended age is 11+
Do purchase this amazing book!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars So good 21 Nov. 2013
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I absolutely loved this book due to descriptive language and a wide range of vocabulary. Also i liked the illustrations and drawings. Over all a brilliant book for all the family , especially teens , but still yet another great book from Tim Collins !!!!:)
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars fun 24 Sept. 2013
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Again I was looking for some fun books as my son has stepped up his reading. He love the humour and the teenage ness of the story.
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Published 3 months ago by Mr Roy Lillington
3.0 out of 5 stars ***
This is an ok book about a vampire with no friends no looks no strength no spread so an all round wimp then something happens…
Published 5 months ago by keri
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Published 12 months ago by beverley
5.0 out of 5 stars Diary of a Wimpy Vampire: Because the undead have feelings too
Great book I'd definitely recommend this book to anyone, especially to those who liked diary of a wimpy kid by Jeff Kinney or the other books by Tim Collins... Read more
Published 17 months ago by Julie McGinn
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing for all ages!!!!!!
Such a clever book and it had me in fits of laughter, i am 11 but when i read aloud short passages to my mum she laughed too, READ IT best book ever xxxx
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Published 19 months ago by Tracy Smith
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