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Derek & Clive [Live] [Live]

Derek & Clive, Dudley Moore Audio CD
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  • Audio CD (24 May 1989)
  • Number of Discs: 1
  • Format: Live
  • Label: Mercury Records Ltd (London)
  • ASIN: B000006Y66
  • Other Editions: Vinyl  |  MP3 Download
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (27 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 3,581 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

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Listen  1. The Worst Job I Ever HadPeter Cook 3:350.99  Buy MP3 
Listen  2. This Bloke Came Up To MePeter Cook 3:300.99  Buy MP3 
Listen  3. The Worst Job He Ever HadPeter Cook 3:590.99  Buy MP3 
Listen  4. Squatter And The AntPeter Cook 5:190.99  Buy MP3 
Listen  5. In The LavPeter Cook 5:130.99  Buy MP3 
Listen  6. Little FloPeter Cook0:310.99  Buy MP3 
Listen  7. Just One Of Those SongsPeter Cook0:490.99  Buy MP3 
Listen  8. Winkie Wanky WooPeter Cook 5:200.99  Buy MP3 
Listen  9. Bo DuddleyPeter Cook10:43Album Only
Listen10. BlindPeter Cook0:490.99  Buy MP3 
Listen11. Top RankPeter Cook 2:490.99  Buy MP3 
Listen12. CancerPeter Cook 1:110.99  Buy MP3 
Listen13. JumpPeter Cook 1:170.99  Buy MP3 

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Absolutely histerically funny! Original Island Records 1976 recording, all 13 sketches remastered.

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12 of 12 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars A comedian's album 11 Jan 2002
Format:Audio CD
There's an old show business story about a team of TV writers sitting around in a room telling the funniest, most off-the-wall jokes that anyone had ever heard. After a few minutes, one of them says "OK, it's time to stop and actually write the show." They then proceed to sober up and turn out the usual TV fare.
The "Derek and Clive" albums are like sitting in a session like that - they're terrific if only for the stream-of-consciousness raw liquor humor they contain and which the public usually doesn't see because it fails to lend itself to conventional forms and delivery. This first album still has pieces that resemble the usual Cook & Moore sketch comedy, but there are still many great examples of how the comedic mind functions when let completely loose.
WARNING: Don't expect this to be like the Frog & Peach. It's filthy, politically incorrect, and mind corrupting but also hilarious and priceless.
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41 of 43 people found the following review helpful
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Format:Audio CD
Listening to Derek and Clive is like eavesdropping down the pub. Best appreciated whilst inebriated. It's mysogynistic, homophobic, contains some vicious swearing and contains a fair amount of drunken abuse.
It's also possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard.
When you start listening to Derek & Clive, usually in private given the above, inevitably someone will overhear, and then shortly afterwards ask to borrow it. This is how almost everyone starts.
If you're easily offended, sensitive, or prefer your humour to be politically correct and/or sophisticated, don't bother. Otherwise, enjoy.
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30 of 32 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars The funniest album in the world... ever!! 15 July 2004
Format:Audio CD
This is the first (and best) of the Derek & Clive albums - and what an album it is!

Recorded in a studio Manhattan in 1973 during nights off from the American run of their 'Behind the Fridge' live show, & interspersed with live material recorded in front of a small audience of friends in a club in Greenwich Village, it actually remained unreleased for 3 years.

During this time 'bootlegs' of the sessions had mysteriously been surfacing, prompting this belated 'offical' release - which proved a deserved commercial success.

Kicking off in fine style with the hilarious (& now classic)tale of Clive's worst job ever (involving Jayne Mansfield & some,er, unwanted lobsters...), a swear-fest, songs, & even more obscure and hitherto unchartered topics of humor, it is guaranteed to have you in fits of laughter throughout.
Definitely not for the easily offended though!!

I can remember crying with laughter at the song that finishes the album (Jump) - and you still keep laughing, however many times you listen to it.

Basically it's a foul-mouthed version of the classic 60s Pete & Dud characters - & never have I heard people make swearing sound so funny!

I have to admit, when I first heard this album I was a child, and didn't even know who Peter Cook & Dudley Moore were!
This seems crazy now, as I know now that they are two of the unsurpassed comic geniuses of the 20th century - & this album is only one facet of their diverse collective creative canon.

But, if you've never heard this album before... what are you waiting for? Go buy it, play it to your friends & get ready for some very serious giggles!!
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21 of 23 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars magnificentlty funny 30 Aug 2002
Format:Audio CD
if you enjoy having sore ribs from laughing, then this is the CD for you. The way in which Pete and Dudely make up conversation on cue about the most outragous things is amazing. There is not a person I have let listen to this cd that has'nt had tears in their eyes from laughing. Although done in a stupid, vulgar, and quite offensive tone, those of you who love comedy in all its forms should buy this and appreciate its brilliance of making you laugh, without control.
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11 of 14 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Semi-rude 11 April 2000
Format:Audio CD
The first of the 'Derek and Clive' albumss, this grew from Peter Cook's desire to record a comic monologue about extracting lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's bottom. Along with a bunch of other sketches featuring Dudley Moore, it was released as if by a fictitious comedy partnership called 'Derek and Clive' (Dudley and Pete, in that order).
The rest of it is summed up as Peter Cook delivering expletive-filled comic monologues, whilst Dudley Moore attempts to interrupt. The machine-fun splatter of profanity is hilariously over-the-top ('This bloke came up to me', for example), but gets boring after a short while, and Dudley Moore seems like a naughty schoolkid being goaded on. At the end there's a 'Beyond the Fringe'-style sketch about the blues, which seems worryingly tame but is still quite funny.
It's all fairly harmless, schoolboyish humour. On the next two albums the humour got darker and darker, until by the brutal 'Derek and Clive Ad Nauseum' it was basically a drunken Peter Cook constantly shouting abuse at Dudley Moore.
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5.0 out of 5 stars awesome! 10 July 2014
Format:Audio CD|Verified Purchase
dolly get me my polaroid! awesome!
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4.0 out of 5 stars review 24 Jun 2014
By R. Gold
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an acquired taste and some people will be outright offended there is no doubt but it is worth it for Dudley's piano section alone
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4.0 out of 5 stars Peter Cook comic genius. 25 Feb 2014
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Very very funny, not for the faint hearted.
If you don't like swearing and crudity stay clear this is not for you!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Derek & Clive live
I first heard this on vinyl in the 70s when I was a boy , I tryed getting hold of a copy but no way ! Read more
Published 6 months ago by M Tudor
4.0 out of 5 stars A blast from the past
A must for Derek and Clive fans but be warned that explicit is an understatement. Still in context it is great and an old favourite of mine.
Published 7 months ago by Mr. J. A. Pearce
5.0 out of 5 stars still makes me laugh
purchased this cd to replace old tape a mate had lost after sll these years still make me laugh. played in car ok, midi hi fi ok portable cd ok. very pleased with it.
Published 8 months ago by tango
1.0 out of 5 stars Too crude to be funny
I had seen Derek and Clive sketches on TV and found them very funny and thought Peter Cook a comedy genius, which he is. Read more
Published 12 months ago by Mrs. T
5.0 out of 5 stars Rude but very funny
I first heard this going on for 30 years ago and thought it was about time I introduced the genius of Peter Cook to a new generation and this was a great success as a Christmas... Read more
Published 16 months ago by Karen A.
4.0 out of 5 stars It's pretty good
I liked this product as it was something from my family members youth, and brought back a lot of fond memories. Read more
Published 17 months ago by Ashley Bexon
4.0 out of 5 stars this bloke came up to me...
A truly great recording of my personal 2 favourite comedians. Full of intelligent wit from Peter Cook who on regular occasion slays Dudley Moore reducing him to giggles and gut... Read more
Published 20 months ago by D. Palmer
5.0 out of 5 stars Superb
I have had this LP for many years but sadly the record player died a few years ago! When i saw this on Amazon as a CD, i had to purchase it because it is just so funny. Read more
Published on 3 Feb 2012 by R. C. Barber
5.0 out of 5 stars Sadly Missed Duo
Remember listening to this recording in the late 70's and finding it funny. Been listening to it while in the car and find myself bursting out laughing at their antics, classic... Read more
Published on 30 Nov 2011 by Tommy Tupper
5.0 out of 5 stars Pete & Dud on the lash
A piece of pure genius, british humour!
If you have ever taken part in, or overheard drunken pub conversations; you'll love this.
Published on 21 Feb 2011 by Mr. M. R. Putt
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