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Delete This at Your Peril: The Bob Servant Emails [Kindle Edition]

Neil Forsyth , Bob Servant
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'I have worked with a lot of funny men - Peter Cook, Spike Milligan, Harry Enfield... Bob servant is in a class of his own.' --Barry Fantoni, Private Eye

'This was my very well received Secret Santa present!... truly hysterical.. cracking book… brilliant read!' --Book Geek Blog

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'Genius! Highly entertaining and brilliantly deranged'

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20 of 20 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
What more can I say? An new edition of the original 'Delete This at Your Peril' with new material.

Bob Servant takes on the internet spammers, confusing and frustrating them at every turn. With the promise of a money transfer by Western Union hanging in the balance, the Spammers patiently agree to Bob's bizarre requests (e.g. a talking lion for Bob's friend's private zoo).

Can't add any more praise than that already given for the original version except to say that the new material is every bit as good as the rest.

The email exchanges are currently made into a radio series being broadcast by Radio Scotland with Brian Cox playing the role of Bob.
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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful
Spamtastically good 20 Sep 2009
By SilentSinger TOP 1000 REVIEWER VINE™ VOICE
Format:Hardcover
This book detailing Neil Forsyth's alter-ego Bob 'Godzilla' Servant's hilarious exchanges with various internet spammers will not fail to amuse even the most discerning reader. Firstly, Forsyth's description of his creation's life and career in Broughty Ferry (near Dundee) are spot on and the fact that he was once one of the foremost cheeseburger vendors and window cleaners in the area (until the gypsies allegedly stole his ladders...) are very funny indeed. The author has a surreal and somewhat bizarre sense of humour which is perfectly pitched in the eight different chapters describing Bob's exchanges with various internet hoaxers. The ones which really stood out for me and made me laugh like an idiot on the train were when he wanted to be remunerated in lions instead of cash and the fictitious stories in the local paper detailing his related activities. Bob's 'business' suggestions are even more whacky than the spammers' and most of the exchanges end with a series of odd happenings which proclude Bob from wiring the money to his 'boss'.

The good thing about this book is that it's a fairly undemanding read and hence can be enjoyed in small chunks, which is perfect for a medium length commute. After reading this I'd be very interested in the author's other titles as it's clear he's exactly on my wavelength.
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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful
Making Spam Fun 22 Aug 2008
By Mark Baker TOP 500 REVIEWER
Format:Hardcover
With the internet age has come all kinds of wonderful new convinces we now rely on every day. But with every plus comes a minus, and for most of us that minus is spam. Every morning, I hate wading through the massive amount of e-mails I get that I'm not even interested in reading.

One man decided to have some fun, however. And we get to share that fun because of this book. "Bob Servant" (and the observant person will pick up on that name faster than I did) decided to reply to some of his spam and see how long he could drag out the exchanges without the other side catching on or giving up. Here in, we get eight such exchanges and the results are hilarious.

Most of these e-mails start out all too familiar. There's the African native who needs Bob to get money out of the country. Theirs the Chinese company looking for a local person in Scotland to help with local payments. And there's Alexandria, who is more interested in Scottish men than her native Russians.

But what follows is anything but routine. It's hard to describe just how great this book because half the fun is watching how the events unfold. Twice, Bob turns a job offer into a potential job for the spammer when he pretends to be interested in buying a painting or a bunch of pots.

But my favorite exchanges cross the line into the absurd. Some of these involve wild animals and the postman. But that's all I'm going to say. Well, that and it reveals just how desperate the criminal spammers are to get the information they need. They are certainly persistent. And rather stupid themselves.

I've got to give the author credit. He has created a great world you real get involved in. In each exchange we get to see a different side of Bob and his friends. They provide half the fun.

While most of these exchanges are wonderful, I did think a couple went on too long. And they weren't quite the mostly clean stuff I normally enjoy reading. But that didn't dampen my enjoyment for long.

Ironically enough, I got this book because I replied to a spam e-mail from the author. And I'm glad I did. If you need a release from the constant attack of spam, this book is perfect for you.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
Getting your own back....
Great idea for a book - and the first 3 or 4 tales of the scammers being scammed were funny and very pleasing - but after the 3rd or 4th variant on the Prince from Nigeria leaving... Read more
Published 2 days ago by K. C. Parry
It's alright for a quick cheap laugh
Whilst the concept of a nice senior person 'trolling' on paper should be amazing, in practise this falls well short of other similar works. Read more
Published 29 days ago by Daniel Black
So funny
One of the funniest books I have read in a long time. A word of warning though - don't read it on a busy train or bus unless you are happy to get strange looks for laughing out... Read more
Published 1 month ago by Eileen McMurdo
Bob Godzilla Servant
This book was recommended me by a friend and was one of my first Kindle reads. If the future of the Kindle for me hung in the balance because of this book, then I am wedded to the... Read more
Published 1 month ago by Rob
Everything you want to say in 210 pages.
A heroic attempt at dishing out some karmic justice to spambots worldwide. Bob Servant is the ultimate in internet trolling. Read more
Published 3 months ago by cavegirl
Quite funny
I bought the book as a gift for someone, as the topic seemed very relative when every day we are receiving emails stating all the easy money which we can have (just by simply... Read more
Published 3 months ago by Felice.C
As If Life Wasn't Hard Enough...
It's no easy career path, to be an Internet scammer. It takes sacrifice, dedication, a commitment to BESL (Broken English as a Second Language) and a willingness to seek out,... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Rufus A. Badgers-Harris
good for a laugh, and boy did i laugh!
this is something i read between two very classic, hard to read novels.
bob servant is brilliant. toying with the con artists like a cat with a mouse. Read more
Published 4 months ago by csknaj
So funny I couldn't put it down
This is the first book I read on the Kindle and once I started I had to finsh it. It's the funniest book I've ever read, the imagination and comical scenarios are superb. Read more
Published 6 months ago by JauntyM
Poor
I certainly did not find this book as humorous as others seemed to to find it, in fact I thought it lacked imagination & is repetitive.
Published 6 months ago by C. J. West
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