"Rincewind the completely unmagical wizard returns to the disc after dropping off along with twoflower and the luggage this time they have to save the disc but the have help from a geriatric barbarian"
"The silver horde conquer empire 7 men with 500 years of experience in not dying between them 5 great armies are also in the battle and Rincewinds stuck in the middle"
"Rincewind hits XXXX and becomes the greatest hero thereafter the UU faculty bugger up history by getting written into it he rides drinks gambles and even eats a meat pie floater"
"music with rocks in takes the disc by storm but its alive, meanwhile death is missing alberts trying to find him and Deaths granddaughter is drafted in to look after the family business"
"The Auditors try to assassinate the hogfather so Death is filling in and belief runs wild so its up to susan to save the hogfather he tooth fairy and anyone thats lost a tooth"
