One of Nero Wolfe's operatives, Orrie Cather, is in custody and suspected of murdering a kept woman. Wolfe wants his investigator cleared, the woman's keeper (a "respectable" businessman) wants to stay out of the headlines, and the woman's sister wants vengeance but no scandalous murder trial. If Wolfe can accomplish all these objectives, there's $50,000.00 in it for him. If not, he's lost a bundle in out-of-pocket expenses.
Figuring out whodunnit is no problem. How to finagle it proves a tougher nut to crack. Assistance comes from the victim's brainy, beautiful friend, a stripper named Julie Jacquette. Julie likes Archie, hates Saul, and admires Wolfe. Strangely, Wolfe returns the admiration. The two unlikely allies join forces and . . . it goes without saying that they manage to infuriate Inspector Cramer. But can they pull off the caper, achieve all the objectives, and collect the reward? It's a thousand to one shot.