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Dear Coca-Cola [Kindle Edition]

Terry Ravenscroft (Author)
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (130 customer reviews)
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OVER 100,000 COPIES SOLD IN EBOOK AND PAPERBACK!

Putting pen to paper with hilarious results, in Dear Coca-Cola Terry Ravenscroft homes in on the Food & Drink industry. Household names such as Heinz, Ryvita, Tesco, Cadburys and of course the Coca-Cola Company are the targets for his entertaining epistles, resulting in a laugh-out-loud letters book with a difference. And you don’t want to know what he asks Jacob’s Biscuits for! But you will when you’ve read his letters to them. You will never look at the contents of your fridge or kitchen cupboards in the same way again.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 361 KB
  • Print Length: 230 pages
  • Publisher: Razzamatazz Publications (26 May 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0052XP1AE
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (130 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #17,312 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

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19 of 21 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Ahhhh....Bisto 26 July 2011
By Lee Sylvester
Format:Kindle Edition
Do not read this book whilst holding a cold drink, a hot partner or anything squeezable. The genius of this man's writing is a beautiful thing to read, dry, sharply observed and above all cheap as chips on kindle downloads. As funny as "Dear Air 2000" but without the lasagne although you will never be able to look at Bisto gravy granules in quite the same way ever again. Whatever you do download this and help keep Terry Ravenscroft in Oxfam trousers and 2 bottles of white wine.
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22 of 25 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars side splitting 2 Aug 2011
By CS
Format:Kindle Edition
Funny, funny, funny. Thanks to this book all the people who were on the same plane as me think Im a fruitcake as I sat giggling and laughing to myself non-stop. I just didnt want it to end. Also bought Air 2000, total genius!!
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15 of 17 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A Riot From Start To Finish 21 Aug 2011
By daisy
Format:Kindle Edition
I had already read and enjoyed Terry Ravenscroft's Dear Air 2000 so I was really looking forward to this. I was not disappointed. I smiled throughout, chuckled often and laughed out loud many times. I would have read it right the way through at one sitting if I hadn't shown my husband the letter to Butcher's Pet Foods and he wouldn't give me my Kindle back for the next hour while he read some more of these absolutely hilarious letters. Magnificent. And Mr Ravenscroft has another six books on Kindle that I ave still to read. Can't wait.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars So funny 31 May 2012
By CJ
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
I read this whilst on holiday laid by the pool, my partner was totally embarrassed as I was in absolute hysterics with tears running down my face. It was the letter regarding the brewery visit and the peg leg that finished me off!!!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny but a little repetitive towards the end 29 Jan 2012
By DevonshireScot
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
I did enjoy the book and marveled at the cheekiness of the author to write to the various companies in the way he did.

The theme of the letters did get a little repetitive towards the end but a good book for 89p.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Not funny 25 Jan 2012
By Bowerhill
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
Sorry, but what do people find funny about this book? it is just annoying. An old idea and I regret the cost to the companies who had to waste hours replying to this rubbish.
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Oh Dear 29 Sep 2011
By Rosenbloom
Format:Kindle Edition
A bad idea poorly executed. This book is not even amusing, I abandoned it before reaching halfway and removed it from the device.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Not allowed to give zero stars!! 31 Jan 2012
By TimmyY
Format:Kindle Edition
Well that's 89p I will never get back. Maybe I should write to the customer services department at Amazon. A quirky little letter of complaint might illicit a humourous response.
That is essentially the premise of this book, the problem is the author's initial letters are mostly humourless and his follow up letters in many instances downright offensive.
The highlight of the book for me was the unfailing courtesy of the customer service staff at the target companies. A number of these responded in humorous terms only to be treated with contempt in the author's follow up letters.
To sum up: don't waste your time or your money (even 89p is too much) on this arrogant and self important hogwash.
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2.0 out of 5 stars Tedious
Dear Coca-Cola starts ok, but I wish I had left it on the bookshelf. Perhaps I should expand on this but it has already taken up my valuable time.
Published 11 days ago by H
4.0 out of 5 stars Quite amusing
This is one of those books that suits those occasions when you want something quick to read ie during your break at work or waiting your turn at the dentist. Read more
Published 16 days ago by ian
5.0 out of 5 stars Fanta-stically funny
Once I started reading this book I realised I was going to regret it. I just simply couldn't put it down. Read more
Published 18 days ago by Sprootie
5.0 out of 5 stars Another Laugh
Very funny and makes you wonder if there are really people like this around to write on behalf of all of us.
Published 29 days ago by D J Williams
3.0 out of 5 stars Very funny in places
Useful book to read whilst hanging around airport lounges as you can easily dip in and out of it. Some letters were just plain daft but others did actually make me laugh out loud. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Trishinmk
4.0 out of 5 stars LOL
This book actually made me giggle out loud.
As someone who advertise to a company before I can relate to some replies in the book.
Published 1 month ago by AnnLou
5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant!
Great value for money. Fast delivery and easy transaction.
I would order from you again. Five stars definitely!

Thank you
Published 1 month ago by Amy Bates
2.0 out of 5 stars ok read
ok read i didnt really get what all the fuss was about.i admit there was funny bits but it was a bit long for me i expecter shorter extracts still very good for when youve got a... Read more
Published 1 month ago by pinkflower
3.0 out of 5 stars Mmmmm! Funny!!
A humourous and simple to read book, but I did think that if the author spent less time on letters and more time on creative writing for a book, he would have a number 1 best... Read more
Published 3 months ago by Simon Archer
5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely Hilarious
The premise of the book is that cutomer services departments always try to help, no matter how absurd the request. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Jamesy
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