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Dead Fred Pen Holder (by Suck UK)

by Suck UK
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (150 customer reviews)


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  • Desktop pen holder
  • Silicone rubber
  • Measures 125 x 70 x 20 mm
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Product Information

Technical Details
BrandSuck UK
Model NumberSK DEADFRED1
Item Weight50 g
Product Dimensions6.5 x 2.5 x 13 cm
Manufacturer Part NumberSK DEADFRED1
  
Additional Information
ASINB007D131AA
Best Sellers Rank 4,986 in Office Products (See top 100)
Shipping Weight118 g
Date First Available30 Oct 2005
  
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Product Description

Manufacturer's Description

Need to relieve some pent up anger and frustration? Tired of losing your pen when it rolls under the edge of your keyboard? You need Fred on your desk ... and then you need to stab him repeatedly in the chest with your writing implement! The most unnecessarily violent pen holder on the market today - get yours now!

Product Description

It is generally unacceptable to bang your fists on your desk in rage. Coffee may get spilt. Desktop ornaments may fall. And heads will inevitably turn. To successfully vent any office frustration, we have this novel gadget for you. We have christened him Dead Fred. Let us demonstrate how he works: when you feel your frustration levels rising, pick up your nearest biro and hold it in a stabbing position above your head. With one swift motion bring down your fist, contort your facial expressions, and spike Fred through the heart. He won't feel it, because he is dead. Your pen will stay in an upright position for the next time you need it. And your frustration will have dissipated. Fred will not make a full recovery, but that is ok because, as you may recall, he is dead.

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15 of 15 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Take it out on Paul 19 April 2010
Style Name:Stress Ball Paul|Verified Purchase
Paul takes a bit of a battering from me at times, but he stands up (or curls up into a ball) well to my abuse. He's stronger than he looks, you can even throw him across the room.

His rubber is tougher than other stress balls and he's a much more heavy duty stress reliever. What's more, he never complains.

Don't buy a normal stress ball, take it out on Paul instead.
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14 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Better than a homicidal doodle 15 Oct 2012
By Hermes Love TOP 100 REVIEWER
Style Name:Dead Fred|Verified Purchase
I bought this shortly after becoming professionally embroiled with a man of no talent but enormous expectations. A difficult combination to do very much with, I'm sure you will agree. Before Dead Fred bounced his way into my life I was reduced to venting my frustrations in the guise of doodles. Nowhere near as satisfying plus liable to be used against me in a court of law one day.
Dead Fred makes each day worth getting up for. Because whatever life throws at me (assuming I am not quick enough off the mark to be able to bolt the door of my office before Bill can even get in there) I know that I shall at least have the satisfaction of ramming by ballpoint into a helpless inanimate object. Little things like that make life worth living.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Exercise tool 8 Jan 2010
Style Name:Stress Ball Paul
Great as a hand/wrist strengthening tool after my daughters broken wrist - the fun shape actually got her to do the exercises where as a conventional stress ball didn't.
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13 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Broken wrist rehabilitation 17 May 2011
Style Name:Stress Ball Paul|Verified Purchase
I'm a pensioner and I bought two 'Stress Pauls' as I was unlucky enough to break both my wrists (needed plates & screws in both !). Even before having my plasters removed I wanted to have something to manipulate between my fingers to stimulate faster healing post-operation, by having to use the tendons in my fingers. I felt that a stress-ball product with an irregular shape would be more helpful than a conventional round ball. The Stress Pauls turned out to be ideal. As the strength in my fingers started to return, the little chaps could be squeezed harder, and the irregular shape meant the fingers were able to manipulate the little helpers in a way not possible with a ball. My guess is that use of two Pauls has speeded my digital recovery/dexterity significantly (the guy in the plaster room at the hospital even suggested using a computer key-board would be beneficial).

An excellent little product, and they also feel a good item for the intended item of stress-relief (Also, my grandson in Australia has mild ADD, and has been advised to use a stress ball product to manipulate in his spare hand when doing school work. The irregular shape of Stress Paul would be ideal in the classroom situation because if it's dropped, it won't roll away !).
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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great gift idea 11 Oct 2009
Style Name:Book Mark
This has brought a smile to both the children I have given this product to as a birthday gift. It is made of a flexible soft plastic so is all flimsy and rubbery and the X marks for eyes are a nice touch. Check out the other products by this brand they are all funny and a bit quirky.
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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Guaranteed to put a smile on your face 26 Dec 2008
Style Name:Splat Stan
Durability: 4.0 out of 5 stars    Educational: 4.0 out of 5 stars    Fun: 4.0 out of 5 stars   
I have had great pleasure from this little thing. I'm not quite sure why the dreadful fate of Stan should amuse me as much as it does but I love it.

I wish Stan came in other colours...........orange is not a favourite. Black/green/blue/red are all far better. I think sales would increase if other colours were available. I'd buy 6 if they came in black!!!

If I had anything negative to say it would be the fact that if you don't use a large enough mug to cover the coaster part of the splat that it dilutes the effect slightly.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars splat stan 22 Jun 2012
By Troker
Style Name:Splat Stan|Verified Purchase
This is a really good novelty item and is good as stocking fillers and little presents from the children. These really are non-slip which is needed in my house with little fingers around. Well recommended.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Don't Waste Your Money 9 Jan 2011
By PJ
Style Name:Book Mark
As previous comments state, this bookmark doesn't do the job as it falls out of the book extremely easily. Please don't bother wasting your money on purchasing this.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars cool love it
if you want a cool thing to place your beer coffee etc on the get yourself a splt stan
Published 2 days ago by rudeboy
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun. Buy it
funky and fun
Published 2 days ago by connie davidson
4.0 out of 5 stars Four Stars
Fun and an interesting distraction though doesn't have many bands
Published 9 days ago by Kayleigh Jones
4.0 out of 5 stars Fun Stocking-filler
A nice gimmicky stocking-filler. It does tend to attract fluff and dust which meant it had to be thrown out after getting fed up with washing it.
Published 13 days ago by Hannah Lewis
1.0 out of 5 stars poor paul
i've bought it over a year ago based on the reviews, but every time i squeezed him, i felt bad about myself internally, i know it's just a toy, but apparently, i wasn't able to... Read more
Published 16 days ago by ehsan
5.0 out of 5 stars Mine has been named after my neighbour
Have named mine after my neighbour so that I can relieve some stress every time she annoys me! (No I can not stop my cats going in your garden!)
Published 23 days ago by ChristinaS
5.0 out of 5 stars Great
Loved it!!! Always gets good comments when people see it :) adds some fun to the room! Would recommend !
Published 1 month ago by fay
4.0 out of 5 stars Good little secret santa gift.
Purchased as a secret santa gift. Brought a few smiles to peoples faces anyway.
So overall a good product and as a little gift.
Published 1 month ago by Mr. R. J. Mugford
5.0 out of 5 stars Lol
It's a funny coaster what more can you want most mugs fit as long as there not giant good for a stocking filler aswell
Published 2 months ago by Smiffy
5.0 out of 5 stars got for co-workers
So I had one of those bosses and got these for my co-works one Christmas. Great for a laugh and kept on the desks to be readily available for use.
Published 2 months ago by Alybee25
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