Shot back in 2005 and spun out during the After Dark Horrorfest, which allegedly screened films 'too intense' for regular theatrical showings, 'Dark Ride' is a throwback to the simplified slashers that permeated cinematic culture in the early 80s. Therefore it's straight forward in the extreme: in 1989, teenage twin sisters are murdered inside a ghost train at a pier fairground. In the present day, their killer escapes from his cell and returns to the ride and runs into a group of college kids on a Spring Break road trip and the expected results ensue.
The honest call-a-spade-a-spade approach to the script is initially a refreshing change from some of the complexities that have tripped up many of the post-'Scream' dead teenager films, however 'Dark Ride' falls into a trap so common with these films in having no characters that the audience can root for when it comes down the the inevitable showdown with the final girl, in this case Jamie-Lynn Sigler of The Sopranos, but even she plays a bit of a moaner.
Three stars is generous but deserved when the nice photography is factored in (check out the chilling shot where a fleeing victim slowly recoils to reveal the killer's creepy porcelain mask glaring over her shoulder), but things end on a confused incomplete note with the requisite twist (which will be seen lumbering over the horizon by well-versed horror fans) revealed and then things pretty much stop dead. Roll credits. Ultimately a little disappointing, but crafted nicely and showing obvious love for the genre, as evidenced in the best line: 'Why [are killer's always named] Jonah? Or Jason? Or Jedidiah? Why not Gus, or Chris, or Ernie?'