As an avid fan of Danny Baker's Own Goals and Gaffs as a child -- particularly his piste de resistance, Freak Football -- I would sit and watch the videos again and again. The magic for the childhood me was that Danny Baker seemed to enjoy football in the same way I enjoyed football. Yes, the game was great, but it was the little idiosyncrasies that made the game magic. Danny Baker seemed to 'get' football, his quick wit and love of the game encapsulated perfectly in his commentary over the clips that were being shown. Who could forget the Birmingham City Commentator, the freakyness of very early and very late goals, the floodlight failure, and the good old own goals?
15 years on and my appetite for a new Danny Baker video (errr, DVD) was palpable. My childhood emotions about football, that have been worn down by the frantic obsessive fanaticism of the combination of sky and the premier league emphasising that football isn't something to be enjoyed and celebrated, but something to obsess about, were about to be rekindled.
Alas, no. The first thing of note is that Danny Baker doesn't actually comment on many of the video clips shown. Whereas before there were observations aplenty, now for large tracts of the DVD there's merely football and commentary -- much of it from the same commentator. Secondly, the DVD feels quite short. The run-time is 59 minutes, but it feels much, much shorter. Thirdly, there aren't many stand-out moments of interest. Sure, there are the own goals, and a couple of other amusing situations, but nothing outstanding. Due to the lack of commentary, there isn't an overriding theme running throughout the video, in-spite of the attempt to get a theme running through the medium of 'footballers do a difficult job' and one particularly amusing clip. Finally, and infuriatingly, there's a whole section at the end of the tape where Danny Baker speaks directly to the camera. It feels so much like filler -- so much like an "we're not going to make a decent run-time here, we need something else" -- it's mildly embarrassing.
On the upside, some of the clips are amusing but for this to be Danny Baker's Own Goals and Gaffs you need more Danny Baker! When you watched the old videos you could see that they improved from one to the other because Danny Baker gave more input to each clip. This, on the other hand, felt like a cheap imitation of a Danny Baker football video, put together without reference to the man himself and padded out with waffle.
If you're a fan of the old videos, give this one a miss. For everyone else, this is probably better than any other football 'blunders' DVD, but that's mostly because all the rest are truly awful.