Dance Your Way to Psychic Sex [Hardcover]

"It is original, funny and wonderfully odd. Reading this book makes me feel as if I've been psychic dancing with a group of new best friends." --Sarah Salway

"What a hoot. I must admit, it is not the sort of thing that I usually read, but I really did enjoy it. It is a book full of surprises - of titillation, of twists and turns, of fun, revelations and dreams. But mostly, this is a book full of heart and hope." --Sue Guiney

"Turing piles on the pressure and suddenly these characters become something close to those irritating friends that are always doing the wrong thing, but you still love. She subtly examines just why people want to believe so much, and starts questions in the mind about whether it is better to allow people the comfort of their beliefs or to expose what is really happening. It's funny, bitter-sweet and disturbing in equal parts. I'd recommend it to anyone who wants a novel that's both entertaining and a feast for the mind." --Brian Clegg

"Charming and delightful - while still packing a punch! This novel is quirky and clever and big-hearted in all the right ways." --Kathleen Bryson

"It's clever without being pompous or patronising; funny without being puerile; thought-provoking without being hard work. I enjoyed it enormously."
--Helen Kara

"We easily believe what we ardently desire to be true."

Psychic Dancing is a New Age sensation, but is it a trick of the mind? A harmless self-help technique? Or a breakthrough in human consciousness, which will end all pain and disease?

Henrietta thinks people should stay the hell out of each other's heads, keep their hands to themselves, and dance with people they know. Not with strangers. Not in public. And especially not psychically. That's just ridiculous.

Leo makes money from reading minds, but detests all things psychic. Henrietta is falling in love with Leo's girlfriend Belle, who loves Leo, who loves Denzel, who will only love him back if Leo says he's gay. And all four of them are heading for a momentous Event which will turn their lives inside out.

Told with humour, magical know-how and a twisted eye, this novel is an energetic and intriguing tale of love, lust and illusion.

Do you believe?

Alice Turing was languishing in a pit of despair, a trough of doom, a derelict bath of doldrums and several other writers' hangouts. After months of wheedling, all her agent had was a deal with a major publisher - in German - and lots of quotes from editors who said things like, "Alice writes brilliantly" and "I applaud her ability to write with such flair and originality". But there was always a "but", and it was always followed by phrases such as "too quirky" and "not commercial enough."

She sulked for a while. Writers love to sulk. And then she had a revelation. What if, instead of turning herself inside out trying to please an elusive swarm of people she would never know, she pleased herself and her friends instead? What if she decided she didn't want fame, fortune or thousands of readers, she just wanted a Really Nice Book?

So she made one. It is here for the ordering. Enjoy.