"Has the greatest intro to a program ever. Full on comedy, improbable bads guy getting beat up, and Mr T one liners make this the classic it is. 3 Stars "in 1972 a team of.." priceless"
"Simon and Garfunkel is poetry! Elaine Miller: Yes it's poetry. It's the poetry of drugs and promiscuous sex. Look at the picture on the cover, they're on pot."
"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science"