"The first series of the best programme ever made. Really good and hillarious. Lister is put into stasis. He emerges 3000000 years later, with the most smeggy company. Well worth getting."
"The fifth series of the best programme ever made. This is the most psycological series of the 8. Really good and clever episodes throughout the series. Just as funny as before. Get this DVD now."
"The sixth series of the best programme ever made. This is the best series ever. The humour is still as good and some of the best episodes are on this series. A definate MUST BUY!!!"
"The seventh series of the best programme ever. Not as good as some of the other series, but still brilliant. 8 episodes instead of 6. Kryten is a better character and Rimmer resigns his smegginess."
"The eight series of the best programme ever made and unfortunately the last. Rimmer is back, along with the crew. Ackerman is great and you can't help liking captain Hollister. Really hillarious."
"Not as good as Red Dwarf, but still brilliant. Chris Barrie is still a smeg head, but in a new way. Really funny. The first series ain't that good, but the others are. Just a warning. A must buy."
"Another brilliant series, introducing Timmy. Garrison finally admits he's gay in this series. Trey and Matt still haven't lost their humour. Shame there's no fifth series in this region."