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Cutting The Fat [Kindle Edition]

Maria Savva , Jason McIntyre
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An online writing experiment by Authors Maria Savva and Jason McIntyre, this story was originally presented on the writing community website, BestsellerBound.com. And now it's available in eBook format. Cutting the Fat is a satirical tale of revenge and jealousy...
Nestor Maronski is the world's most notorious book reviewer, meticulously crafting his scathing critiques every week for the Daily Post. The massive Maronski fortune allows vile-tempered ol' Nessie to become a puppetmaster in countless other arenas, all of which are dedicated to his passion for desecrating the careers of independent authors everywhere. Now a myriad band of such wronged writers has glommed upon one scary idea: kill Nestor Maronski...but only after he's made to suffer.

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  • Language English
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
What a great tale! 17 Feb 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
Cutting The Fat - Maria Savva & Jason McIntyre

It's amazing how successful stories materialise from just a spark of an idea and Cutting The Fat is no exception. To me it has a bittersweet quality, where conflicting feelings seesaw and rational thought is pushed into the background in favour of justice.

But is it?

I can understand and certainly sympathise with the anger felt by those who are waiting for that lucky break in the `real world of publishing', where, after receiving day by day rejection letters from publishers that state: `Sorry but we not taking on any new clients.' In other words, unless you are already famous, there's not a chance in Hell you'll ever be published.

But what choice is there for the rest of us?

Self-publishing?

Many look down from lofty heights and say, `Who are they to do such a thing? If they had any real talent they'd snapped up!' Maybe, but wouldn't it be fantastic if submissions could get by the janitor, the slush pile - or at the very least, the junior editor who's just left school and has an uncle `in the trade' so was given the holiday `sifting' job?

But then if luck is on your side and `Hey, look, I have a book in print,' should happen, then what right has someone else to negatively criticise that very piece of our souls?

No wonder such ideas for this story evolve.

Yes, everyone has an opinion, but why should it be used to destroy?

Nestor Maronski - a fantastic character for us all to hate; a demon to slash that very soul with each barbed word of his own. And don't we know him so well? Someone we suppose has no talent except to use our work against us, with such arrogance and steel, as if he were the slayer and not the demon. So easy is it to slice apart another's work, without regard for the heart that lay defenceless amongst the pages - so why?

Like bullies in the school playground, negative reviewers see easy prey in writers, and as we have learnt, the only way not to let them win is to fight back.

Cutting The Fat has done it, but again I wonder if (despite the relish of sweet revenge) it helped? Was what happened to Nestor true justice, did it resolve the problem; did it really make us feel better?

Hey, that's not to say I didn't enjoy the idea!

Cutting The Fat is a clever story, well written and certainly thought-provoking. At the very least it could make the elite think twice about the souls of writers they wish to destroy.

Wishful thinking indeed.

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An added bonus - Only time can divide us - Maria Savva from her new book, Fusion

I loved the intriguing first line, `There was history in her face.' As I read through the story, its endearing quality went straight to my heart. A delightful tale showing you never know when or where love will creep into your life. A beautiful if sad story, which would tug at anyone's heartstrings.

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And the excerpt from Jason McIntyre's Thalo Blue shows talent in abundance.
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This tightly and well written suspense story, in the vein of an Agatha Christie whodunnit, is seamlessly co-authored by Savva and McIntyre.

How many would be authors have been told by editors and reviewers to 'cut the fat' from their beloved MS? Now it's time for a little payback....

This book is a quick read which for me ended too abruptly, but it is certain that from the first page, you will not put it down.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
A Cut Above! 27 Jan 2011
By Lainey Bancroft - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition
In Cutting the Fat, Maria Savva and Jason McIntyre offer up Nestor Maronski, a book reviewer reviled by Indie authors everywhere.

Savva and McIntyre skillfully insert just the right amount of examples and backstory to show a reader Maronski is so vile, so deep in the bone cruel, thoughtless and unkind that within a few pages a reader is invested and mentally chanting 'Down with Nestor the Nasty'.

Thanks to an eclectic cast of characters this rotten reviewer has wronged, Nestor does go down...but not in the way you're led to suspect!

Although not a full-length novel, the authors offer ample motivation for every player in this fun revenge romp. For me, co-authored books can occasionally read a tad choppy, one author might 'know' certain characters better, the other may have a 'voice' better fitted to the tale...Not so with Cutting the Fat. McIntyre and Savva are both right on top of the cast and their 'voice' blends so seamlessly I wonder if even they can go back and figure out who wrote what.

One idea, two authors from different genres and walks of life, in the case of Cutting the Fat equals one terrific story!

If you've ever received a review that cut to the quick, if you've ever read a review so cutting and caustic you wished you could cut the reviewers fingers off--or at least give them a sharp smack with a ruler--then you need to read CUTTING THE FAT!
5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
Oh, how the mighty have fallen... 26 Jan 2011
By Joel Kirkpatrick - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
Some things are inherently frightening; Dentists, Doormen, spiders, Literary Critics. Maria Savva and Jason McIntyre become our exterminators for one of those items, Mr. Nestor Maronski, a literary critic whose name can bring jitters and weeping to many Indie authors. Maronski is more than just frightening; he's a force of destruction. Too many have fallen to their demise with a push from his poison pen.

Luckily, for everyone else, the cad is entirely fictional. Yes, and so are clowns.

There is plenty to be afraid of, when Nestor gets his hands on your book. First, he publicly trashes Indie publishing at every opportunity. Second, very few survive his opening paragraphs. If Indie books are mighty oaks (in our minds), Maronski is our wood-chipper. A crazed, Christine-like wood-chipper.

Maria and Jason go after him, with all the pent-up vengeance Indie authors dream of unleashing. But, murder, we are told, is bad.

Fictional murder is a blast, and this nasty fellow has it coming. He's simply vile, the crowds gather around him and they all have torches and pitchforks.

If Maronski has been found yet, what's left of him, he needs a second pass through their fingers...
4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
Karma gets you every time 4 Feb 2011
By Barbara Ensign - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
I have to put this book right up there with the collaboration of an awesome read, "Serial" by Jack Kilborn and Blake Crouch. When you put two authors together the only thing that can come out of that is pure evil, and admit it, we all have planned someones death! OK, maybe not this detailed planning.

Nestor Maronski, loved by none, hated by all. With the flick of his pen he has destroyed the lives of many. Now a few of them are coming for some payback.

I thought I was going to be able to pick out which author wrote which, but they run smoothly into each other, and this book was a fun, (in a depraived way) read.

Thanks to you both, Maria Savva and Jason McIntyre, you kept me interested through out the whole book.
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