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Crushed Nuts on the Cote d'Azur : A Black Comedy [Kindle Edition]

Richard Ruzyllo , Janet Thompson
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This pretty wild but very funny novel will have you peeing your pants before you've completed the first 10 pages!

Here's an extract from just one review:

"It is funny, witty and sometimes very naughty! Once you start reading it is a very difficult book to put down, you cannot wait to find out what happens next. A lot of thought has gone into the individual characters, particularly the gentleman from Northern England with the unusual habit. There are passages where you will laugh so much tears will be running down your cheeks."

Laugh? I nearly died!!

This outrageous adventure follows Ermwright in his attempt to capture Dudley who used to be his daughter's private tutor before he ran off with her.

The Mafia, the Freemasons and even the French President all figure in this romp through the bars, restaurants, hotels and brothels of the Cote d'Azur and Paris.

The evil Ermwright has murder on his mind ....will he succeed?

This novel is difficult to classify. Maybe "Black Comedy" is the nearest. It is also a thriller as well as a chase. Whatever it is, the main "thrust" is a good old-fashioned belly laugh!

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 473 KB
  • Print Length: 295 pages
  • Publisher: Richard Ruzyllo; 1 edition (4 May 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B004ZGCZPI
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #125,676 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Crushed Nuts is one of those books. You know the type - you start reading , maybe on the train to the office, or sat on the loo or some equally inane activity and then you start laughing. Then laughing some more. Before you know it you're taking it to bed and spending hours with it, much to the dismay of your sexual partner (or their delight depending on your performance...).

There are some great twists in the storyline just to keep you on your toes and the Yorkshire dialect has been paper-ised (that's a real word 'cos I just made it up myself!) brilliantly.

I look forward to reading more from Richard!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Very Funny! 26 Jun 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
A thoroughly enjoyable read. All the characters come together in a hilarious storyline. It isn't often you read a book and laugh out loud, but this book enabled me to do just that. Well-written, fast-moving, and incredibly funny.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Crushed Nuts on the Cote D'Azur 26 May 2011
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Format:Kindle Edition
Crushed Nuts on the Cote d'Azur
A very entertaining book, with hilarious escapades in the South of France. It is funny, witty and sometimes very naughty! Once you start reading it is a very difficult book to put down, you cannot wait to find out what happens next. A lot of thought has gone into the individual characters, particularly the gentleman from Northern England with the unusual habit. There are passages where you will laugh so much tears will be running down your cheeks. Highly recommended.
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