Product Description
Mention the word 'bling' to Mrs gadgetshop and she'll reach for her Bing Crosbie crooners collection of retro CDs. She just doesn't get the modern day parlance about street-level jewellery, lumps of ice, golden chains and so forth. So now here's a rather natty way to enjoy the latest in jewels that are, so Geoff my main man informs me: 'seriously bad an' comin' up from da streets'. By which I assume he means 'respectable daywear for the broad boulevards of Chalfont St Giles'. Whatever he means, I think he means it's good. The Ring Thing is a Size 10 ring designed for one's middle - that is to say, social - finger, that simply pops off to become a truly handy bottle opener. All off which means that, in the event of being unable to open a beer (and unwilling to risk one's teeth), the sequence of events goes like this: wear ring, remove ring, open beer, drink beer. Brilliance. And, being precision-crafted stainless steel, it's tough, durable and ever-so robust. It won't rust - not even when you're doing the dishes with your homies - and is designed for a lifetime of wearing, opening and drinking. Of all the bottle-opening devices in this gadgetshop online ordering tool, this is the one that's not Swiss, not part of a keyring and not built-in to a coaster. All of which makes it worthy of purchase in its own right. Massive respec'.
