- Paperback: 176 pages
- Publisher: POCKET BOOKS; New Ed edition (1 Jan 2003)
- Language English
- ISBN-10: 0743450256
- ISBN-13: 978-0743450256
- Product Dimensions: 15.2 x 13.6 x 1.4 cm
- Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
- Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 348,349 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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A gift book of the most comical, acerbic and poignant school reports of the famous, from Lord Asquith to Charlotte Church.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
I was in the mood for something quick and uplifting, and this did the trick. This collection of school reports shows that when men and women who grew up to become influential are like most others--a couple shone as exemplary students, but many were disobedient and caused their teacher's hair to grow grey. I could definitely see teachers smiling to themselves as they read this.
I was also struck by how witty and sardonic these teachers were. Some excerpts:
Alan Coren, Journalist and Broadcaster: Coren's grasp of elementary dynamics is truly astonishing. Had he lived in an earlier eon, I have little doubt but that the wheel would now be square and the principle of the lever just one more of man's impossible dreams.
Dame Judi Dench: Judi would be a very good pupil if she lived in this world.
John Lennon: Certainly on the road to failure . . . hopeless . . . rather a clown in class . . . wasting other pupil's time.
Sir Norman Wisdom, Actor: The boy is every inch a fool but luckily for him he's not very tall.
Woody Allen - While cautiously holding out some hope of readmission suggested he seek counseling for his inability to take life seriously.
Beryl Bainbridge, novelist: Though her written work is the product of an obviously lively imagination, it is a pity that her spelling derives from the same source. Geography: Her knowledge of the subject is so poor as to make one wonder if she is simple-minded.
Winston Churchill: is a constant trouble to everybody and is always in some scrape or another. He cannot be trusted to behave himself anywhere.
Good fun for a free afternoon, but probably best gotten from a library or borrowed from a friend.
I was also struck by how witty and sardonic these teachers were. Some excerpts:
Alan Coren, Journalist and Broadcaster: Coren's grasp of elementary dynamics is truly astonishing. Had he lived in an earlier eon, I have little doubt but that the wheel would now be square and the principle of the lever just one more of man's impossible dreams.
Dame Judi Dench: Judi would be a very good pupil if she lived in this world.
John Lennon: Certainly on the road to failure . . . hopeless . . . rather a clown in class . . . wasting other pupil's time.
Sir Norman Wisdom, Actor: The boy is every inch a fool but luckily for him he's not very tall.
Woody Allen - While cautiously holding out some hope of readmission suggested he seek counseling for his inability to take life seriously.
Beryl Bainbridge, novelist: Though her written work is the product of an obviously lively imagination, it is a pity that her spelling derives from the same source. Geography: Her knowledge of the subject is so poor as to make one wonder if she is simple-minded.
Winston Churchill: is a constant trouble to everybody and is always in some scrape or another. He cannot be trusted to behave himself anywhere.
Good fun for a free afternoon, but probably best gotten from a library or borrowed from a friend.
0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
Brilliant for those longer trips to the toilet. I particularly liked Richard Brier's reports. I think though, they could have got more mileage out of it by having more well known celebrities in it. Liz Barker and Simon Thomas- I doubt most of the readers will have heard of these two. However, given what a challenge it must have been to get reports out of celebrities, they've done a good job here.
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