- No Batteries Required - Powered By Positive Thinking
- Exert Absolute Control Over Subject
- Point At Subject: Press Button: Hope For Best
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Please Note: Unfortunately we are no longer stocking this product, please do not click the 'E-mail me when back in stock' option. For great alternatives, check out the products below! Ever get the feeling that your little lady is simply beyond the rational control of any member of mankind? Does she nag, moan and whine relentlessly? Fail to move on when the subject has run its course, or preserve grudges for years? Does she, no matter how hard you try, endlessly fail to forgive, forget... or just plain hurry up? Now at last retribution - or at least a measure of control - is upon us long suffering men. For now's the time to make an investment in some laser-zapping technology courtesy of the latest infra-red Control A Woman Remote Control. From the people who brought you the Control A Man Remote Control, this version, exclusively tailored to the fairer sex, has everything a modern chap needs to rein his babe in. With a full set of features and responsive but safe rubber buttons, it offers the complete set of behaviour-altering tools, enabling the male user to order beer and food, suspend PMS, stop all manner of annoying nags and whines, instruct her to calm down and so on. In fact, there's no single corner of the female psyche that can't now be reached by your manipulative clutches. Finally, all male power in the universe can be yours. And she, in turn, will be reduced to the level of a robo-babe; a cooking, cleaning angel, fit for nothing but bringing your supper and knowing her place during Football Focus. Final victory is yours! Take remote control - and rejoice!
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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Don't Waste Your Money,
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= Durability:3.0 out of 5 stars = Fun:1.0 out of 5 stars = Educational:1.0 out of 5 stars
This review is from: Control A Woman Remote Control (Toy)
Sorry I bought this item. It does nothing, have seen other similar products that speak, must better option
6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
what a pile of s----,
= Durability:1.0 out of 5 stars = Fun:1.0 out of 5 stars = Educational:1.0 out of 5 stars
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total waste of my money bought as a joke xmas pressie had to buy something else to embarrased to give as pressie
5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
Could have been better,
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= Durability:5.0 out of 5 stars = Fun:2.0 out of 5 stars = Educational:1.0 out of 5 stars
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Amusing, but sad that it is basically just a shell. If it had the ability to simply beep when a button was pressed, it might have been a tiny bit more fun. Love the fact that the Amazon review process asks me to assess the "educational value" of this. Actually, probably higher than I rated it!
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