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Please Note: Unfortunately we are no longer stocking this product, please do not click the 'E-mail me when back in stock' option. For great alternatives, check out the products below! Ever get the feeling that your chap is simply beyond the rational control of any member of woman-kind? Does he belch and chuff recklessly? Disobey orders and fail to come to heel? Does he, no matter how hard you try, endlessly fail to get the hint about all those helpful hints you drop? Don't fear, missus. Now's the time to make an investment in some laser-zapping technology courtesy of the latest infra-red Control A Man Remote Control. From the people who brought you the Control A Woman Remote Control, this version, exclusively tailored to the unfairer sex, has everything a modern babe needs to rein her man in. With a full set of features and responsive but safe rubber buttons, it offers the complete set of behaviour-altering tools, enabling the female user to dictate the topic of conversation, suspend slob-like behaviour, turn the male ego off, request flowers and so on. In fact, there's no single corner of the male psyche that can't now be reached by your manipulative clutches. Finally, all female power in the universe can be yours. And he, in turn, will be reduced to the level of a slave; a window-washing, loo-seat lowering, car vacuuming automaton, fit for nothing but bringing your supper and staying quiet through all of Coronation Street. Final victory is yours! Take remote control - and rejoice!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Rubbish,
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= Durability:1.0 out of 5 stars = Fun:1.0 out of 5 stars = Educational:1.0 out of 5 stars
This review is from: Control A Man Remote Control (Toy)
I bought this for a secret santa present at work but was well dissapointed when it was openened as it was just a piece of plastic. What a waste of money, i then had to go and buy something else. Would not reccomend to anybody, well maybe the dog could have had it to chew.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
Control your man remote,
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= Durability:3.0 out of 5 stars = Fun:4.0 out of 5 stars = Educational:1.0 out of 5 stars
This review is from: Control A Man Remote Control (Toy)
This was a really fun product. I bought it for my boyfriend on our first Valentine's day and kept pressing the "propose button and I thought the remote is broken but few months later he proposed....It works...
2.0 out of 5 stars
Control your man,
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= Durability:3.0 out of 5 stars = Fun:1.0 out of 5 stars = Educational:1.0 out of 5 stars
This review is from: Control A Man Remote Control (Toy)
this item was as decribed and arrived when I expected it but I think I was expecting too much and was a tad disappointed with the product
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