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Paperback: 328 pages
Publisher: The Friday Project Limited (4 May 2007)
Language English
ISBN-10: 1905548516
ISBN-13: 978-1905548514
Product Dimensions: 21 x 13.8 x 2.4 cm

Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (17 customer reviews)

Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 495,636 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Book Description

'Almost dangerously hilarious. A ridiculous book that fails in
every aspect but one: being the funniest thing in the world' - Tim Moore,
author of French Revolutions and Do Not Pass Go.

The Internet: the greatest aid to communication in human history, a
repository of mankind's accumulated wisdom, and a global community where
free speech reigns. But mostly it's a family sized bucket of filth.

Confessions of a Chatroom Freak contains the lurid transcripts of genuine
conversations between beautiful chatroom addict LoopyLisa21f and a
succession of would-be suitors.

By turns disturbing, hilarious, and surreal, Confessions of a Chatroom
freak reveals what our friends and colleagues really get up to online - and
then confuses the hell out of them.

After Confessions of a Chatroom Freak you'll never engage in cybersex
again.

About the Author

When he's not laying honey traps for aroused, lonely men, Mr
Biffo is usually a BAFTA-nominated screenwriter called Paul Rose.

He has written for everything from EastEnders to Sooty, and was a lead
writer on cult children's series My Parents Are Aliens. He is currently
writing for a number of original TV comedies.

As Mr Biffo, he created, edited and wrote the legendary Teletext videogames
magazine Digitiser. He owns several wigs.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out loud (LOL) genius!!!, 31 Aug 2011

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This review is from: Confessions of a Chatroom Freak (Paperback)

This is such a funny book, it's now my favourite ever!!!

It's not however, for prudes or those with no sense of humour.

Do not read if easily offended!!!

Do read if you love a good laugh!!!!

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4.0 out of 5 stars BIFFO BOOK! BIFFO BOOK! BIFFO BOOK! BIFFO BOOK!, 2 Jun 2011

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This review is from: Confessions of a Chatroom Freak (Paperback)

I bought this book because a) I was drunk, and b) it was a penny (plus p+p).

Luckily, it's the best penny (plus p+p) I've ever spent.

Follow the adventures of LoopyLisa21f, a young, soon-to-qualify primary school teacher, as she bats off potential suitors from all 4 corners of the wwweb with stories of her bad friend Craig, her unhinged father and some extraordinarily badly-lit, unflattering photos.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Put down the Internet and walk away, 25 Jan 2008

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If you've ever engaged in electronic flirting (dot matrix frottage, or "dottage" to the youngsters, I believe) you'll know that sometimes people you meet on the Internet aren't what they seem. For a start, nearly all of them are illiterate and many do not have even a basic knowledge of human anatomy.

Thankfully, LoopyLisa21f is not one of those people. Possessed of a graphic ability to describe all the body's orifaces and the various fluids that come out or go into them, this is her life story online. Like the films Hard Candy, You've Got Mail or Indiana Jones And The Lost Weekend Of IRC, this story demonstrates the horror that unfurls when a bit of harmless computer banter is allowed to escalate into a bit of more harmful computer banter.

Mr Biffo has constructed an excellent expositional study into the metatexuality of modern social function, interactivity and communications paradigms. This is an entertaining novel that will have you.

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4.0 out of 5 stars Horrifically Enlightening
One of those books of which you think, 'Of course! It's obvious! I could have done that!' Well yes, but you didn't, did you? Mr. Read more

Published on 3 Jun 2008 by Aloysius Jumbo

1.0 out of 5 stars Dull, dull, dull, dull, dull...
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1.0 out of 5 stars Very ordinary
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5.0 out of 5 stars Genius
Made me laugh a hell of a lot. Without a doubt one of the funniest books I've ever read. Mr Biffo writes like nobody else. Read more

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1.0 out of 5 stars Dull and unispired
This book consists of pages and pages of largely lifeless dialogue with barely a funny moment to compensate for the effort of ploughing through it. Read more

Published on 7 Oct 2007 by Sam Clifford

2.0 out of 5 stars I wanted to laugh... but was bored.
I have to admit I haven't yet read the second half of 'Confessions of a chatroom freak' as having reached half way i've become bored with Loopy Lisa! Read more

Published on 29 May 2007 by David Rose

5.0 out of 5 stars Do not read whilst eating unless you want a new paint effect on your walls
As someone old enough never to have been near a chatroom, Mr Biffo's book was an enlightening read.

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