- Mass Market Paperback: 272 pages
- Publisher: Tor; Reprint edition (1 Sep 2004)
- Language English
- ISBN-10: 0765343886
- ISBN-13: 978-0765343888
- Product Dimensions: 17 x 10.9 x 1.9 cm
- Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 853,325 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
| |||||||||||||||
|
Amazon.co.uk Trade-In Store
Did you know you can trade in your old books for an Amazon.co.uk Gift Card to spend on the things you want? Plus, get an extra £5 Gift Certificate when you trade in books worth £10 or more before June 30, 2012. Visit the Books Trade-In Store for more details. |
Product details
|
Tag this product(What's this?)Think of a tag as a keyword or label you consider is strongly related to this product.
Tags will help all customers organise and find favourite items. |
Why is it so bad?
1. Conan and his people are barbarians (think early Viking, Visigoths, Huns, etc.), but the Author has them living in a village straight out of the late middle ages, they have streets, they have multi room houses (many frontier American log cabins as well as most European peasants had single room homes well into the 19th century), they have a black smith with a bellows forge (middle ages tech), and their homes are thatched roofed, (yes, thatched, not animal skin, sod, or timber, but thatch, wrong climate and tech for barbarians). "Say, Conan, could you shovel the two tons of snow out of the living room--- again".
2. The Barbarians, have a tight laced Victorian morals (no really, you didn't know that well---) It seems that a people who have a life expectancy of no more than 30 years, were most girls would be married and have kids by their mid teens, well these Barbarians get all up tight about a 14 year old girl and a Count, (The author brings this up again and again, it's a central plot element).
3. Conan, the hard fighting, hard drinking, hard whenching Barbarian hero, in this book is so shy he's afraid to talk to the village girl he's sweet on. (No stop laughing, it gets even weirder). Conan's character it seems is the creepy Bates guy straight out the movie Psycho, "Yes, Mother. Can I get you anything Mother? Let me do that for you MOTHER!" can we say obsequious!
4. It seems that people while engaged in melee combat have the time, (and breath) to engage in long polite discussions with their opponents and friends, the battle scenes are the worst and least credible I have read, period. (Perhaps, the author should have been watching Russell Crow, in Gladiator, would have helped him more than Mel did.)
5. Conan's mother is dieing from a lung illness, (sounds like tuberculosis), she's been dieing for years we are told, she's in the end stage of the disease, she goes though another sub artic winter, and another, and another and just lives on!!!! (A person with TB confined to an early 20th century sanitarium with the best treatment would probably have had a life expectancy of only a few weeks given her symptoms, what an amazing miracle!)
6. The dialog doesn't flow all that well, and there are just soooooo many other logic and technical problems in this book, that its really just that bad!
|
This product's forum
Active discussions in related forums
Search Customer Discussions
|
Related forums
|
|