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How to be a Complete and Utter Failure in Life, Work and Everything: 44 1/2 Steps to Lasting Underachievement [Paperback]

Steve McDermott
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Book Description

14 Jun 2007

How to be a Complete and Utter Failure turns the concept of self-improvement on its head. It brings together 43 and a half leading ideas in personal and business development, and offers a total antedote to the motivational, gung-ho, over-enthused tone of all the usual self-improvement guides. 

Delivered in fast, easily digestible chunks, in a style that makes you laugh while you learn, this book offers tongue-in-cheek advice about what not to do to ensure certain failure in every aspect of your life. From not having any goals, to not getting advice from people you've never met or who are dead, to not taking personal responsibility for your life and results, every idea, strategy, suggestion and story is guaranteed to propel you into the slow lane of total inadequacy and has been tested with thousands of real people.

How to be a Complete and Utter Failure comes with a warning - that you don't think about taking the direct opposite steps to those outlined in the guide, as this could seriously damage your chances of becoming a failure. Behind the humour, though, is good advice and a serious message. And whether you choose to heed the warning or not, it's an extremely entertaining read.  


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  • Paperback: 208 pages
  • Publisher: Pearson Life; 2 edition (14 Jun 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0273706071
  • ISBN-13: 978-0273706076
  • Product Dimensions: 13.9 x 21.2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (49 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 29,728 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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 "With its clever use of reverse psychology, this is actually a very well researched book about being one of life's winners…written in a simple-to-read and very humorous style."

Professional Manager

"Before I founded The Gadget Shop I'd read every personal and business development book I could get my hands on and picked out the best ideas from each one. What's great about Steve's book is all these ideas, and many others I've never come across, can now be found in one place. Best of all, reading it is just like hearing Steve talk when he is on stage. It's like getting good advice from a friend. Steve uses humour in a very effective way in order to help you make more of your life, career or business".
Jonathan Elvidge, Founder and Chief Executive, The Gadget Shop

"At Asda we've been successful by swimming upstream and placing people development at the heart of our business. Put Steve's book at the heart of your personal development and he'll help you swim upstream too"
Tony De Nunzio, Chief Executive, Asda

"Don't read this book"
Uncle Richard

"This is a very funny business book, but has some sensible thinking behind it. Reinforcing the "don't do this" approach, it gets the message across to readers of how to do things right."

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From the Back Cover

Do you want to fail in everything you do and waste all your potential?

 

Life is about being negative, right? It’s about not taking opportunities, never changing and, most importantly, feeling unhappy and unfulfilled.

 

How to Be a Complete and Utter Failure is your ultimate ANTI life coach. From not having any goals, to not taking personal responsibility for your life, every idea, strategy, suggestion and story in here is guaranteed to propel you into the slow lane of total inadequacy. 

 

Be warned: whatever you do, don’t do the opposite of what you learn here or else you’re in serious danger of making some positive changes and leading a more successful life.

 

This book doesn't do what it says on the tin. Quite the opposite. It is written with commendable charm and clarity, laden with chuckles and insights in equal measure. You will laugh and you will think – often at the same time.

Neil Mullarkey, Founder-Member of the Comedy Store Players

 

I love this book – by saying the exact opposite of what you should do – it really hones in on the messages – and breaks the bad habits.

Sahar Hashemi, Co-Founder of Coffee Republic

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13 of 13 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
This book is fantastic if you need some direction, motivation and inspiration. The real life stories and ancedotes are really funny - and it is very readable. It is not like your standard (and often long and boring) self help book. Once you've started reading it you don't want to put it down. There are exercises to do in the book (if you want!) and you can use it as a great ref book any time you need a 'shot in the arm' to make things happen in your life - be it in your career or personal life. It really will change your perspective for the better.
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22 of 23 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Failing with style 5 Nov 2002
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Format:Paperback
I'd never been one for books on success....all those glossy volumes in airport bookshops featuring smiling Americans with perfect teeth and nasty suits. Now I've found an entertaining, informative and easy to read book telling me how to keep grubbing along and being a victim. Well...it would if I followed the excellent advice on how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Working on the premise that if people are told not to do something they immediately do it, this book sets out to make us successful by stealth. It's packed full of ideas, in a remarkably small space, avoids jargon and manages to be funny too. It also has a slightly uncomfortable habit of making the reader think 'oh...that's me...I better do something about it!'You also recognise a lot of the traits displayed by your colleagues at work. Buy this book. At the very least, if you don't fly, you'll be failing with style.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars fabulous 23 May 2003
Format:Paperback
The book is an energetic way to look at techniques for being more successful both at work and home. the book manages to provide motivation and inspiration to actually do something - I can thoruoghly recommend it.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Just do it!!!
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5.0 out of 5 stars This book succeeds by failing!
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Facing up to redundancy is a daunting experience. This book helped me to treat being made redundant as "fascinating" and helped me to create long term goals with immediate steps to... Read more
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5.0 out of 5 stars Taking the first step
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I was misled into buying this CD - it was only afterwards that I realised Amazon merges reviews for the book with reviews for the much-abridged CD. Read more
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