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The Complete Idiot Reviews (A Laugh Out Loud Comedy Box Set) [Kindle Edition]

Pete Sortwell
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Product Description

Product Description

In late 2012 Pete Sortwell did something that no one has ever done before: he wrote a book entirely using spoof reviews of items on Amazon. Well, he actually wrote three books. Now, for the first time you can get all these books together in one boxed set for a lower price than buying all three separately.

***Product description: The Village Idiot Reviews***

Join Brian, as he tries to woo the girl that works in the local shop, will passing out face down in super glue while trying to make her a gift hinder his chances of getting her to go out with him?

Will Father Frederick, an alcoholic vicar who has a slight issue with stalking be able to win back the heart of a woman he loved a long time ago?

And will Ethel, who thinks that throwing hard rice instead of confetti in a Bride Groom's face is an acceptable form of sport, be able to catch whichever one of these two losers in love with her trick as they step out of the church on the happy day?

Written entirely in the form of product reviews, we guarantee you’ve never read a book quite like this before. Hilarious and wholly original, The Village Idiot Reviews pokes gentle fun at the more obscure corners of your favourite e-commerce sites – and introduces the most bonkers set of countryside dwellers since The Vicar of Dibley.

***Product description: The Office Idiot Reviews***

There are all sorts of idiots we have to work with every day. Every office has them. Fortunately for most of us idiots in the work place are few and far between. However, Hogsbottom Plugs, 'the home of bath plugs' has a higher concentrate than other work places, from the MD down to the cleaner, they’re all Idiots.

Read the trails and tribulations of this idiotic workforce as they explain their recent life events through reviews of things they’ve brought. There's Donald, who try as hard as does simply cannot get the office junior to notice him, let alone drink some of his special, sleeping tablet ladened tea. Learn how Jeff, gets his own back on the people who mock him by re-enacted a video he saw on Youtube involving Seagulls and watch on in horror as the over-worked cleaner tries to solve the mystery of who is making his job of cleaning the toilets worse than a job cleaning toilets is already.

If you've ever worked in an office, then this is the book for you. You'll recognise the office sex pest, the liar and the moaning admin worker who's been there longer than the chairs. Written in the form of product reviews, The Office Idiot Reviews is the second in the series of 'Idiot Review' Books from Pete Sortwell.

***Product description: The Idiot Government Reviews***

We’ve all seen the news over the last few years, watching in wonder and disbelief at the situations the people entrusted to run the country get themselves into and then proceed to lie their way out of. Just imagine, and this won’t be hard, that they were so stupid that they wrote reviews of the items that got them into or out of their latest bit of trouble and posted them online.

Ted Williebond is angry, not only at having to settle for running the opposition, but also for the bullying he had to endure at school by Cameron Davies and Gary Osburn, who now run the Government and don't mind pointing that out to Ted every time they see him. Join Ted as he foolishly leaves reviews of such items as Silly String, vodka and thick curtains as he tries his hardest to bring down the coalition.

On the other side of the fence we've got Daniel Dangly, a foolhardy old school politician from Southamptonshire who, try as he might, cannot outrun the press, who seem to stalk him for easy stories; and Elouise Munch, a career girl more concerned about who's defaced her designer handbag than the people in her constituency.

Running the show though isn't Cameron Davies or Ted Williebond; in fact it is Betty Rivers, the CEO of Information Inc.

It can't work out well, can it?

Welcome to The Idiot Government Reviews

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 1228 KB
  • Print Length: 305 pages
  • Publisher: Sorted Publishing; 1 edition (13 April 2013)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00CCULZT6
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (81 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #85,629 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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More About the Author

Pete is 32 and lives with his wife, Lucie, and their pet sofa, Jeff. He's been writing for just under four years and they've been pretty eventful; well, more eventful than he thought sitting on Jeff, typing, would be, anyway.

Author of comedy e-books 'The Village Idiot Reviews', 'The Office Idiot Reviews' and 'The Idiot Government Reviews', 'More Village idiot Reviews.' These books sell more than he ever thought they would, and he's hooked. 'Dating in the Dark' is Pete's first self-published novel. His traditionally published novel, 'So Low, So High', was published by Caffeine Nights in June 2013.

In December 2013 Pete hit the top 100 UK kindle chart with two of his books. The Village Idiot Reviews and Dating in the Dark: sometimes love just pretends to be blind.

In January 2014 he hit #16 in the overall Kindle Chart.

More Office Idiot Reviews is due for release in March 2014.

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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars LOL funny 30 Mar. 2014
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Not many books do make me actually LOL but this one did. I got it on offer and am happy I took a chance on an author I’ve never heard of. A great laugh and a book I’ll no doubt read again.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Complete Collection 30 Mar. 2014
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A good read, something I read while i should have been working, it was nice and easy to read a review before anyone caught me out. If you enjoy comedy books then give this a try. 
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Complete Idiots  30 Mar. 2014
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They are too. It’s like reading about the people I live and work with. I really enjoyed the collection. Although The Idiot Government was my least favorite. 
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun concept 4 Mar. 2014
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I enjoyed the Government book the best, but The Village Idiot Reviews was a close second. Everyone’s story is told through the medium of Amazon reviews and I read that some are actually posted on the site. I’ve not found any yet though. I’d love to see the comment on those reviews. It’s a very English set of books so unsure how it would relate to people outside blighty but I’m here and I really enjoyed it. I’m looking forward to MORE Village Idiot reviews now, it’s next on my list.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great 4 Mar. 2014
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Reminds us how lucky we are It’s a light read. No booker prize here, but then who wants to read booker prize winning novels every day? sometimes we just need to laugh at Idiots and remind ourselves that no matter how bad our jobs are, we’re not like these people. Very funny too.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Very good 4 Mar. 2014
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Really enjoyed this one, bought off the basis of other reviews and glad I did. The jokes can be a bit raw sometimes but I don’t think anything is written in bad faith. No swearing but it does have an unhealthy dose of british toilet humour.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Not to be read while eating or drinking 26 Jan. 2014
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I received a gift card for my kindle at Christmas and have been purchasing books I might have otherwise overlooked.
Unaware of who the author was but enticed by the price of 99p for the full collection, I glanced over the reviews and thought why not.

From the off I really enjoyed the book, although I don't think the other commuters were impressed by my constant bursts of laughter (especially with anything Brian related). I had to put the book down as the tears were dripping me and I couldn't see clearly. When I got home I sat town with a cup of coffee, but soon realized that both tasks could not be completed simultaneously as my kindle was under great threat.

I only gave it 4 stars as it was not long enough (and I didn't think the government reviews were as funny as the other two)

Hope more follow!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Idiot boxset 21 Jan. 2014
By Harvey
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Interlinked reviews that tell a story of Office, Village and Government idiots. Very funny and good value for 99p. Recommended
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
1.0 out of 5 stars idiot book
I was a complete idiot to buy this, very disappointed
Published 1 month ago by Dora
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny !
I enjoyed this collection, having got it while on offer I definately got my moneys worth! The books are written in a new style, for me anyway, but an enjoyable read and made me... Read more
Published 1 month ago by F. Barry Johnson
2.0 out of 5 stars Two Stars
Not funny.
Published 4 months ago by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyed this. It's a light read
Enjoyed this. It's a light read, something to pick up, read a bit of then come back to. Very funny too!!
Published 4 months ago by Nolan Johnson
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
A Great buy. Great price, great comedic n witty writing.
Published 4 months ago by lee wright
1.0 out of 5 stars One Star
Not funny
Published 4 months ago by Suzy Walker
5.0 out of 5 stars Good luck
Read this book. Love writing of author. waiting for new book from author. Good luck.
Published 5 months ago by Spencer Hope
2.0 out of 5 stars Mildly amusing at best
The first of these three short stories is the best. Presenting an amusing gimmick by using amazon reviews to form the narrative. Read more
Published 5 months ago by Peter
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
good item good price
Published 6 months ago by madmerc
1.0 out of 5 stars Don't bother, wished I hadn't wasted my money
God knows what people reviewing this are on about when they said they fell about laughing. It's utter drivel!

Maybe I just don't get it.
Published 6 months ago by Mrs. Tracy A. Joseph
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