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Comedy. Memoirs of a bar steward (Part One: 14th-25th August: From the city to inside the Queens Legs.) [Kindle Edition]

Scott Evans
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Where did it all go wrong for 18 year old Jacob Cox? His family business has been blown up with all of his new customers in it and he doesn't know who is to blame. Was it his ex gangster mother, his debt ridden father, his crazy brother, his evil little sister, the rival landlord he framed, the celebrity who wants bloody revenge, himself or one of the many other people he and his family has managed to piss off in the short time that they have been in charge of their new pub by the seaside?

Follow the secret blog diary of Jacob Cox which leads up to this explosive finale and see if you can guess who is going to light the fuse!

Memoirs of a bar steward is a crazy screwball comedy about one young mans mission to escape his family of villains, liars and psychopaths by making a success of the new family business so that he can make enough money to get away from everyone that he despises. However, is his family really as bad as he thinks or is he actually worse than all of them put together?

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  • Language English
  • ASIN: B003X9571W
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  • Average Customer Review: 3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
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Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
Downloaded this for free on my Kindle while I was on Holiday at my caravan in France, I fancied something that was funny after reading four Lee Child novels Worth Dying For: (Jack Reacher 15) and thought why not this.

It is an easy read, I finished it after only a few hours, it will make you chuckle and smile probably through the whole read.

My only hope is that there is a follow up as it finished with plenty going on.

A funny read which will leave you wanting more please.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
Hillarios 15 Oct 2010
By Rhydd
Format:Kindle Edition
You want to cringe at every event but end up laughing. A book worth investing the time reading. Roll on the next one.
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
Reviews 6 Aug 2010
Format:Kindle Edition
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Stunning! I loved this. Totally believable. You have a great voice.
On my shelf
Sheila

A hilarious story brilliantly crafted through the simple but insightful voice of Jacob. Amazing start introducing us to his family, his university ambitions and then the sudden twist and taking his father's offer on the pub. The characters are colourful and the unfolding plot promises to make the story gripping all the way to the end.

What a fun body of work. Your character Jacob Hank Cox is just so fun loving, it's infectious. Sorry it took me so long to get to your book, but once I read the first paragraph, I was hooked! Thanks for sharing.
Cynthia

My favorite part is the list at the end of chapter 1. DO NOT LET MILLER SLEEP WITH THE STAFF. In fact only hire ugly staff so Miller does not try to bed them...HAHA.
Love how it's done with little journal entries.
JohnRL

I like the blog entry styling, something a bit different from the norm which allows you to indulge Jacob's self important interpretation of events (never did find out his A level results) and to jump from entry to entry just feeding us the bits we need to hear.
Its funny, original and different.
All the best
Stanny

Hi there, nice and spiky first paragraph. It's well-written but also believeable, it could well be the diary of a sarky teenager. Self-mocking humour as well as nasty barbs aimed at the family. "The cuckoo in the nest among a family of shortarses... 'Ban karaoke, this will be a class establishment'.... Excellent stuff.

This is silly, funny and thoroughly readable. What a nightmare family plus friends but they mix well to make a refreshingly different and amusing story.
I only comment as a reader, interested in stories and happy to find a good one. This didn't disappoint and I hope it does well. Laughter's a great tonic! Margaret

This is great. I enjoyed the format more than I thought I would. So so funny and what an original voice. Anyone who can make me laugh deserves a shelving. Best of luck

This is hilarious! I have a book (not on this site) similar to this one about the hospital nursing profession called "Toxic Poop: Stories from the Other Side of the Bedpan". I love the peek into someone else's chosen livelihood and all of those outtake moments. Although this is fiction (?), it was just so much fun to read. Best of luck with it.

Love it! It's not my usual kind of read, but your pitch pulled me in. It's impossible not to be seduced out of my usual grim-faced seriousness by Jacob.

You have a very humourus writing style, it had me laughing in places. You can just sense that things are going to go wrong, but you have to read on to find what happens. I'll be back to read more.
Charlie

You have nailed it. hilarious I am still wiping my eyes with the last of the kleannex tissues. vivid descriptions. ment to read just a couple of chapers. kept going.

This is a fabulous read for several reasons, the first and most important is Jacob. He rocks. You've nailed his voice, his dry humor is addictive. The online journal approach is perfect - not only does this make the book feel very candid, as though he will say things here that he wouldn't say anywhere else, but this style moves the story along at a brisk pace and the reader can mentally capsulize each scene as Jacob writes about it.
My biggest laugh, and there were many was "only hire ugly staff so Miller does not try to bed them and cause internal staffing problems." That line ROCKS, along with so many others.
For all that he thinks, all his quirkiness, Jacob is adorable. Because of Jacob, I'll come back regularly until I've all of his tale.

This is hilarious. I loved the narrative voice; it felt so authentic and depicted an eighteen year old convincingly. The way Jacob describes his family with such vivid descriptions made them come to life and you can really picture them.
This is an engaging read. I just had to laugh. I liked the interaction between Jacob and Winky and hope they do meet again.
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Not finished?
The tone of the characters is wonderfully well realised - and there's a story - but it loses energy somewhere and seems not even to be finished. Read more
Published 6 days ago by Suki Sheffield
Waste of time
I get the pun now. I should have realised. I keep trying to find a decent comedy book and thought this might be it. This is banality at its worst. Read more
Published 28 days ago by Spanish Mike
Enjoyed it.
It's simple. If you want to read something that will make you laugh, this is it. Crude, rude and vicious toilet humour.
Published 3 months ago by Mr. Raymond McConaghy
Chav dross
A story about a family of losers, written in blog style with text speak.
Extremely tedious, unfunny and a waste of time spent reading it.
Published 3 months ago by Chopper
great comedy
I must warn you that this book does have a lot of swearing in it but it was one of the most enjoyable comedy books I have read in ages. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Ms. J. P. Matthews
Hilarious
I read this book whilst on holiday after I had read a great and very funny book about a man cycling to India, this book had a lot to live up to. Read more
Published 7 months ago by Rob :)
Came up short!
This read kicked off very well and I soon found myself thoroughly engaged with the Cox/O'Shea clan. Our central character, Jacob, is well written and filled out and his family... Read more
Published 8 months ago by Apollo
waste of my time
A complete waste of my valuable time. After only a few pages I was wondering why I was even bothering to read this rubbish, but ever-willing to give every book a fair chance, and... Read more
Published 8 months ago by Mick Roberts
not my type of book
what can I say? Funny at places but no substance. You get some impression of the main character and his feeling of superiority, whereas it is him and even more so his behaviour... Read more
Published 9 months ago by humbella
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