Listen, son. It's time I told you a little something about how the world works. If something works, great. If it works AND it's cheap, fantastic! Why haven't you bought this yet? Christ, you're a constant disappointment to me and your mother, you know that? Why would you spend £5+ on something when you can buy something that gets the job done for less than 2 quid? Now you know why I drink, you need to start bucking up your ideas, kid.
I'm your father and you need to start giving me the respect I deserve.
Buy this cable or find your own place to live, I'm not having you insult me like this when I'm putting a roof over your head and food on the table.
DAMN IT, JIMMY!
Christ, just buy the ruddy cable, what the hell's wrong with you?
You need to stop smoking the "reefer" and get your life sorted out.
Just buy the bloody thing and let's be done with it, OK?