Three episodes featuring the adult escapades of newly-arrived Cynthia at Cunnington School. In 'Screw Driver', Cyn picks up a hitchhiker and gets up to all sorts on the back seat of her car. 'Smoking Pussy' sees prefects Leonora and Arabella inducting Cynthia behind the bike sheds. In 'Bed Head', the headmistress gives Cynthia a lesson in discipline.
An extremely dubious premise even by the crassly exploitative standards of the Adult Channel, Class Action
toys with the stereotypical fantasy-schoolgirl image (almost as popular as naughty nurses and French maids in the "women in uniform" market) even while it carefully downplays any hint of under-age sex. All the, ahem, "actresses" are obviously well beyond their 18th birthdays, so the disclaimer that opens each episode to that effect is hardly necessary; while the risible "college" setting is so half-hearted that no viewer is in any danger of believing this has anything whatsoever to do with real schoolgirls. The dialogue is cringingly embarrassing but, as ever, the real aim is simply titillation, which is achieved here in typical Adult Channel fashion by having the girls moan and thrash about in various indoor and outdoor locations while having mock-sex with each other. The 18 rating ensures it's all pretty routine and unexceptional stuff--albeit tacky in the extreme--just so long as the show's dodgy setup has not turned you off right from the start.
On the DVD: Class Action has trailers for more of the same and a "presenter profile" that's, funnily enough, just another way of plugging still more of the same. For anyone who cares, the aspect ratio is TV 4:3 and sound is basic stereo. --Joseph Andrews