Ambrose Bloater Reviews... Zonk Chronicle, January 2001
I was captivated by the effluence of imagination, which reminded me somewhat of Dickensian sandwich imagery in its use of semi-colons
Old Ma's Almanac, 2001 Edition
I heartily recommended the book to all lovers of literature, particularly over a pint of Badger's Ale.
Martian Chronicle, December 2000
A disgustingly banal and semi-literate waste of your precious time.
From the Publisher
Chronic not only contains words and punctuation. It's FULLY ILLUSTRATED with funky graphics and quirky cartoons. 174 pages of pure undiluted entertainment! Better value than a frozen hippo on a stick! (How long can we keep this up?) To avoid disappointment, read CHRONIC, not the blurb. That's the only way you can find out for yourself...
From the Author
This book was written entirely on location.
From the Back Cover
A remarkable work... Contains the biggest thrill for literature lovers with its distinctive use of old tyres in the third chapter, evoking the sensual feel of the ancient Octopus Legend... And for those who can't read, the author has supplied a wealth of helpful diagrams.
About the Author
Chas Saunders is a professional cartoonist and author, with hundreds of shopping lists to his credit. Over the years he has contributed material to more books, magazines and organisations than can safely be mentioned on a webpage. His passions include Jazz, Real Ale, Mythology, Art, and constructing Gods from bits of dead trees. Based at the Hub Of The Universe, Sussex, Chas is currently working full-time for his madly funny Mythological website. Chronic is his first full-length novel.
