Christmas stocking & Party bag fillers - boys/dads

The list author says:
	"The reindeer flashes and spins when you get a call on your mobile - useful if you have to put your phone on mute"

The list author says:
	"The old polystyrene glider - it's rubbish at flying; perfect!"

The list author says:
	"Everyone loves a torch - especially the light-fingered!"

The list author says:
	"Makes a noise, but not too loud, luckily!"

The list author says:
	"Like the old Micro-Machines, but cheap. Even if one doesn't work, you've still got loads left. Bargainous."

The list author says:
	"We used to wear these round our necks and suck the sweets,  leaving stains of colouring all over us. those were the days..."

The list author says:
	"Space dust! Sounds like hyperactive Rice Krispies"

The list author says:
	"Two are supplied so they don't get lonely. Watch out if your spouse or kid likes swallowing things."

The list author says:
	"A mini plastic Slinky - They won't last long, but neither did the proper metal ones, come to think of it..."

The list author says:
	"For the Zen Buddhists in the family - the sound of one hand clapping"

The list author says:
	"These were big before the days of TV and video games. Life was 'different' then (limited!)"

The list author says:
	""You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow"... be Lauren for the day ;)"

The list author says:
	"Oh, the endless hours of fun we had doing these puzzles - I've still not recovered."

The list author says:
	"These never used to stick down properly, but we'd still get hours of entertainment out of them"

The list author says:
	"He's a slightly anorexic Morph who's job in life is to be stretched to breaking point. Again and again. That's xmas for you!"

The list author says:
	"You can recreate that Sony advert with all the bouncy balls for about a millionth of the price with this!"

The list author says:
	"Not everything has to have a purpose in life - like these rubber ducks, or grandpa, for example."

The list author says:
	"...But I thought you said "Christmas Quackers"....!"

The list author says:
	"This delightful thing has a natural stickiness, and rolls down glass with the aid of gravity, moving like a slug in salt."

The list author says:
	"You could start yur own puppet theatre show if you bought enough of these. Ideal for impromptu bathtime performances."

The list author says:
	"Can we copy it? Yes we can!"

The list author says:
	"The unpredictable bounce drives cats mad for these"

The list author says:
	"My Grandpa told me that Gran used to do a similar thing with pingpong balls. Dunno where she got one of these back then though...."

The list author says:
	"I doubt these come with a one-year warranty, somehow..."

The list author says:
	"Perfect for the 5 inch high children in your family!"