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Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools (Old Fool Series) [Kindle Edition]

Victoria Twead
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (150 customer reviews)

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This has to to be THE book for anyone with an interest in moving to Spain or trying to make out what life is like here.

 A very well written and extremely funny book by Victoria Twead, who is an Eye on Spain member and often hangs out around the forums. 

This is Victoria's tale of hers and Joe's move from Southern England to Southern Spain, full of fun and frolics and with a wonderful array of characters that amuse the reader from start to finish.



Highly recommended and perfect for getting any "scrooge" laughing at Christmas.

Justin Aldridge --Eye on Spain, November 2009

Victoria Twead writes a fantastically funny tale of five years living as reluctant chicken farmers in a small village in Almería in Southern Spain. "Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools" is an hilarious rib-splitting read from beginning to end.
We are introduced to village characters, both animal and human, ache for the trials endured by poor Joe, and find ourselves laughing on every page wishing the end wouldn't come quite so soon. We meet characters such as Mother, a spliff-smoking 85 year old sex-kitten, and her daughter Judith, a larger-than-life expat who keeps ten dogs. `That one's called "Half", dear. Always said we'd never have ten dogs, so now we have nine and a "Half".'

But that's not all. Woven into the story are a number Spanish recipes given to Vicky by characters in the book and the village ladies. No wonder HarperCollins described the book as `charming' as well as `hilarious' and `laugh-out-loud funny'. If you liked Chris Stewart's "Driving over Lemons", you won't regret reading Victoria Twead's "Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools".

Take it from me, this is one paperback that should be on every bookshelf and I know people will be talking about B***** and F***, two of Vicky's hens for years to come.

Andrew Camerón --RondaViva Lifestyle Magazine, October 2009

If you're looking to experience sunny Spain, and maybe even life in a tiny village tucked in the Alpujarra Mountains, and without leaving home, then Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools is for you.

Approaching retirement, Vicky and her husband, Joe, one day decide to pack up their bags and leave their comfortable Sussex, England home and settle in the village El Hoya, Spain. It is not long before they come to learn village life is full of surprises and mishaps, with hilarious culture clashes at every turn. When Vicky and Joe unintentionally find themselves chicken farmers, Vicky says, "Oh, please! Our Spanish neighbours already thought we were insane, sitting on the yellow sofa gazing at our flock, letting them hop onto our laps, talking to them."

Whether saved by a mule or sitting at a party table in the middle of the road celebrating a neighbour's birthday (and blocking traffic), 'Chickens' not only paints a warm, funny and colourful picture of rural Spain, but also tells of how two zany Brits came to fit right in. Light-hearted and full of sunshine. A thoroughly enjoyable read.

Erma Odrach --Goodreads, Erma Odrach author of Wave of Terror, October 2009

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(Now with colour photos.) If Joe and Vicky had known what relocating to a tiny mountain village in Andalucia would be like, they might have hesitated...

They have no idea of the culture shock in store. No idea they'll become reluctant chicken farmers and own the most dangerous cockerel in Spain. No idea they'll help capture a vulture or be rescued by a mule.

Will they stay, or return to the relative sanity of England?

Awarded the HarperCollins Authonomy 'Gold Star'.

The Telegraph-- "a colourful glimpse of Andalucían life. And a psychopathic chicken or two...charming...funny"

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 2331 KB
  • Print Length: 196 pages
  • Publisher: Victoria Twead; 2 edition (9 May 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B003N3UZHY
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (150 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #3,802 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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51 of 51 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A wonderful slice of Andalucian life! 17 Oct 2009
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This is a wonderful book! I enjoyed every page from start to finish which I reached much too quickly and would have loved if were three times longer! Vicky writes with a wonderful perspective - she and her husband have moved to an idyllic location in Spain, not of course without its trials and tribulations which are most often hilarious - I laughed out loud many times during the book! She has a lovely eye for detail and characterisation born of respect, fascination and the ever present humour that makes this one thoroughly enjoyable read! I can't recommend it highly enough and I really hope Vicky considers writing ''Chickens and Mules... the story continues..." I'd snap it up as I am sure, so would all her fans who have had the pleasure of coming across this lovely story!
Maria (Isabel) McMahon
Abu Dhabi
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37 of 37 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Warning! Incontinence pants needed!!! 18 Oct 2009
Format:Paperback
If ever you needed a really good lift to your spirits, then this is the book to read. It is packed full of fun and frolics that can't help but cheer all but the most miserable of creatures.
Such is the mastery of Victoria Twead's writing, that not only can you be enthralled, but you can `see' and `feel' everything. Laugh with them and empathise when things go awry.
You would be sadly missing a damn good read if you bypass this magnificent book. I heartily recommend it. Not to mention it being a ruddy great plus, having Spanish regional dishes included.
A great laugh and cookery book all tied up in one gorgeous little parcel.
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19 of 19 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I LOVED it!! 17 Oct 2009
Format:Paperback
What a pleasure this book was! I didn't really know what to expect but it had me laughing all along. At the beginning when they forgot Great Aunt Elsa and then knocked over the village fountain... LOL! I felt I was right there with them all the time and I loved it when they got their first chickens. I could feel the Spanish sun and the characters were just hysterical. I think this is even better than Driving Over Lemons, much funnier with better characters.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Cinders
Thought this book was great.. so much so that I I bought the next two books before I had even finished this one. I loved all the people and there were some laugh out loud moments. Read more
Published 11 hours ago by C. Humphreyson
4.0 out of 5 stars Good read
It was not quite as funny as expected but still
enjoyed it.Iwould buy two old fools "ole"

we live in Spain part of the year so I can identify with the book
Published 1 day ago by Rena Grace Fazackerley
5.0 out of 5 stars Chicken Antics
I really enjoyed this book from start to finish. VT is such a great writer, she has a wonderful way of describing events and all the quirky characters in her local village. Read more
Published 1 day ago by Shobes
4.0 out of 5 stars I like
Really enjoyed the first two books but couldn't help thinking they were a bit repetative by the third. Worth a try tho'.
Published 19 days ago by Miss Demeanor
3.0 out of 5 stars Mmm
Don t think I got round to reading it all yet. But cheap and cheerful. A lot of these type of books about now
Published 27 days ago by Joan
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Book.
Loved this book I could not put it down. I have read all the books in the series and each one is very enjoyable.
Published 1 month ago by Charlotte H
5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant
Loved it great read from start to finish
Loved the chickhens Joe and Vicky
Cant wait for the rest of their adventures
Published 1 month ago by R. H. Hil
5.0 out of 5 stars Love this book can't wait for Vicky next book.
Loved this book, couldn't wait to pick it up again. I didn't want it to end, but when I got to the end three vehicles pulled up outside Vicky s house but she didn't say why, are we... Read more
Published 1 month ago by Elabam
4.0 out of 5 stars Chickens and Mules
The book is well written and certainly made me laugh. I am now looking forward to the next book.
Shirley P
Published 1 month ago by S. M. Pettit
5.0 out of 5 stars Long Overdue
A long overdue review on this book... I hasten to add that I have also read two more of Victoria's excellent books and enjoyed them just as much... Read more
Published 1 month ago by Fiona Lanza
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