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Cellar Door [Kindle Edition]

Paul Fenton (Author)
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Zak and Sara discover a hidden room adjoining the cellar of their house. The room contains a large supply of opium resin, four crates of World War Two machine pistols, and a decapitated corpse in a bath-tub. They've both recently lost their jobs and are struggling to pay their bills, so they attempt to profit from their discovery ... just until the economy picks up again, of course.

They're not the only ones interested in what else is under the floor of the house, though.


WARNING: This book contains strong language. Not too much, but it's there.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 430 KB
  • Publisher: Bohica Books (3 Jan 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language English
  • ASIN: B006TKF8IO
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #3,570 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant and darkly humorous, 9 Jan 2012
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This review is from: Cellar Door (Kindle Edition)
Cellar Door is the second novel from Paul Fenton, author of Punchline and it confirms that he is no one-book-wonder. As the story unfurls we are drawn into the lives of a young couple who lose their jobs and face serious financial hardship. What they find in their cellar could change all that but finding it puts them in danger.

If you don't like strong language you will not even get as far as the beginning of Chapter 17 which had me laughing so loudly on a train journey that I startled a fellow passenger. The book is brilliantly written and brimming with Paul Fenton's wickedly funny dark sense of humour. He can go from hysterically funny to deeply poignant in a few words - an enviable skill. I look forward to yet more work of such quality from this talented writer.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars brilliant and darkly humorous, 9 Jan 2012
By Ignite - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: Cellar Door (Kindle Edition)
Cellar Door is the second novel from Paul Fenton, author of [[ASIN:B005JJTUC6 Punchline] and it confirms that he is no one-book-wonder. As the story unfurls we are drawn into the lives of a young couple who lose their jobs and face serious financial hardship. What they find in their cellar could change all that but finding it puts them in danger.

If you don't like strong language you will not even get as far as the beginning of Chapter 17 which had me laughing so loudly on a train journey that I startled a fellow passenger. The book is brilliantly written and brimming with Paul Fenton's wickedly funny dark sense of humour. He can go from hysterically funny to deeply poignant in a few words - an enviable skill. I look forward to yet more work of such quality from this talented writer.

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious and engrossing!, 20 Feb 2012
By Jimelle Salyers - Published on Amazon.com
This review is from: Cellar Door (Kindle Edition)
It's been a long while since I've started a book that I could not put down, but this one is it. The author got my attention with his humor ('a stable of nervous chinchillas' made me choke on my coffee) and kept it with all of the twists and turns that this story takes. A treasure in the cellar, a hero who loves but doesn't quite understand his wife, and some hilarious thugs make for a tale that's rowdy and exciting. I'll be searching for and buying Mr. Fenton's other book very soon.
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