So in a fit of blatant rebellion, you're getting a first-person, fourth-wall-busting bio. Writing third-person bios for yourself is a weird, uncomfortable process.
Umm. Moving right along from my irrational fear of referring to myself in the third person, I guess the important thing you need to know is that I'm a caffiene-addicted Aussie capable of swearing a blue streak that would make a sailor blush. Yeah.
I'm pretty good at writing, too, or so I'm told.