Cassie Sumner grew up with her lovely mum on the lovely Isle of Sheppey in Kent. She always dreamed of being a model but was really, really shy; in fact you can read her primary school report card, handily reproduced, which says Cassie's really, really shy. It took all of Cassie's steely nerve and unbridled ambition to overcome her shyness and reach for the golden grail of becoming a famed and feted topless model.
With her heady Page 3 days and 'Cocaine Nights' (a chapter heading), Cassie sets out after waking from a dream to warn young models (she's 25) in what she calls 'the glamour dog-eat-dog industry' of the dangers of celebrity-bit part-footballer-girlfriend life. The memoir is a modern day morality tale with nothing new to add to this overly explored genre and is enlivened only by ghostwriter Emma Bussey, best known as a radio news presenter and showbiz journalist, whose skilful pacing keeps you turning the pages even when there is nothing to say.