'A hilarious parody ... Unspeakable fun'
" (New York Times
'Garcia has a knack for pointing out the absurdities of both the female mind and Tinseltown. And though the situation soon turns hilariously outrageous, anyone who's been on a really bad date can relate. A-'
" (Entertainment Weekly
"'Prepare for a twisted tale ..
. Garcia pushes the limit of laugh-or-gasp fun
as Cassandra trains her former dates in the skills of woman-pleasing. Warped? Yes. But who doesn't want a well-behaved man?
'" (Marie Claire
"'Eric Garcia has written a great satirical twist on chick lit
.'" (Chicago Tribune
"'Sex and the City meets Misery'
" (Houston Chronicle
'HILARIOUS AND WILDLY IMAGINATIVE; A SCREAM FROM START TO FINISH' WENDY HOLDEN