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Carry On Quack [Kindle Edition]

Chris Wilt
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Lower Malden - a village typical of contemporary rural England - is Chris Wilt's traditional setting for his wickedly funny, debut comic novel, CARRY ON QUACK.

Country doctor Edward Thomas, has flaws that beat even Mr Bean's well-documented eccentricities and the wild improbability of hotelier, Basil Fawlty. Chauvinistic, egotistic, Edward, is married to long-suffering Elizabeth, who has so far tolerated her husband's complicated OCD issues dominating their family life. But Elizabeth reaches breaking point when she discovers her husband dressed in her underwear - and her Manolo Blahniks - if only he get them on!

Edward is characteristically unrepentant and Elizabeth moves back to Mother, leaving her husband to supervise their two odd-ball and opportunistic teenage children, Neville and Jessica. In Elizabeth's absence, 14-year-old Neville soon indulges his puerile fantasies and nineteen-year-old Jessica drops college to become a model.
As the three abandoned Quacks struggle to come to terms with separation and looming divorce, charismatic, handsome hypnotist Guy Westlake steps in to seduce Elizabeth. Edward hits the bottle and whilst under the influence, is framed by his vengeful secretary, Mrs Willoughby, who lands her boss with a voluptuous, man-eating blonde.

Having been deprived of meat for umpteen years by veggie Elizabeth, Edward puts up only a token struggle. Meanwhile, into this cocktail of romps and regrets, strides the long arm of the law, smoothly outwitted by a vicious goat and left to the mercy of canine predator, Lucifer.

Other topics thrown into this heady concoction are alternative therapies, the occult, and Freudian slips that have nothing whatsoever to do with underwear. Or perhaps they have everything to do with underwear...a conundrum resolved by the ubiquitous Adolphus Hunt, private-eye-extraordinaire, whose efforts at extortion and knack for grasping the wrong end of the stick, makes him the perfect foil to the plot of Chris Wilt's surprisingly insightful and endearingly humorous, comedy of errors.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 399 KB
  • Print Length: 212 pages
  • Publisher: C&C Factors Publishing; 1 edition (2 Oct 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005RYFLRQ
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #102,891 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Just goes to show.. 29 Jan 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
Everyone reads for a different reason, and takes different things from the experience. I downloaded this book not knowing what to expect, and I wasn't disappointed. It made me snigger more than once, and I really enjoyed reading it. I look forward to further offerings from Chris Wilt!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars A well-rounded humane comedy 5 Feb 2012
By D. Jones #1 HALL OF FAME TOP 10 REVIEWER
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This is quite a short book; I read it in one sitting over an evening.

If you are familiar with the old 'Carry On' series of British comedy then this title obviously plays on that preconception. You might initially think it will be the slapstick adventures of a GP having the somewhat daft name of Dr Quack. But it is more complex than that as you really get to the heart of the characters. And indeed the first few chapters sketches out the chaotic life of Edward - a well-meaning doctor whose marriage is on the rocks.

He has a rather pervy fourteen year old son who is a voyeur-in-training and eats anything in sight if he can. Edward also has a beautiful, but calculating, seventeen year old daughter who hankers to be a model in the 'city'. Both offspring cause much anxiety for their mother and Edward's wife, Elizabeth.

Elizabeth is well educated and deeply disappointed with her life. Edward seems to be an irritating, madman as far as she is concerned whose behaviour often makes little sense to her. Another point of friction between them is her passion for all kinds of alternative therapy. He is almost religious in his conviction that it is all utter nonsense.

Stir into the character blend a huge menacing dog called Lucifer, the family 'pet' who dotes on Elizabeth (she calls him Lucy). He like nothing more than to terrorise Edward.

Things come to a head for Elizabeth, early in the book, when she finds Edward trying on her silk underwear. She is appalled and to be honest this made no sense to me either - why did Edward do that? It is as if the author wanted a create 'shock' scene that would kick start the breakup but it has little bearing on the story.

There are some really amusing scenes that reminds you that this is basically a comedy.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Cracking read. 14 Oct 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
This book had me laughing from start to finish.

Poor Edward! His married life is his turmoil and his wife is being chased by a randy hypnotherapist.

Even the dog Lucy/Lucifer plays an integral part in this hilarious story.

The writing was superb and the well-drawn characters were easy to visualise.

Great read, can't wait to read more. ;-)
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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious! 11 Oct 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
What a wonderful first novel. Made me laugh out loud whilst reading it, something that doesn't happen very often! The characters are portrayed so well you feel like you know them which makes you feel involved in the story. The scenes involving the detective are really amusing, and even the dog makes you laugh! When's your next novel being released, Chris - we want more!!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Supercadufradulistic 8 Oct 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
What a fantastic first book Chris Wilt, I laughed and laughed and laughed some more. You have a natural talent for writing, loved the characters and the storyline. I couldn't put it down, have recommended it to all my friends and family. Please, please write some more soon. Can't wait for the next one!! Quack Quack!!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A lively, engaging and entertaining read 7 Oct 2011
By The BBs
Format:Kindle Edition
Carry on Quack is an impressive e novel with hilarious characters and an absorbing plot. It made me laugh out loud..A great read and one I would definitely recommend. I look forward to the sequel!
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Drivel 29 Jan 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
I read the first 5 chapters and gave up in dismay. This is clearly meant to be a farce in the style of Tom Sharpe but falls woefully short of the mark. The characters are 2-dimensional and lack any credibilty and the alleged humour is non-existent. Add the irritation factor of reading about a Cyprus in the garden - try a proofreader - and I conclude that this novel is utter rubbish. Sorry.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Totally quackers 12 Mar 2013
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
This book appealed to my sense of humour, it's quirky and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Each time I put it down, I couldn't wait to get back to it. There are several reviews that go through the book in detail, so I won't do that. I liked the characters, particularly Edward and Elizabeth Quack and thought the strain on their relationship was a good hook as well as the conventional medicine versus the alternative one. I loved the silk underwear scene and felt it was a stroke of comic genius. I could easily see Edward wanting those soft, silky knickers against his sore bottom. That bit was hilarious and really got me chuckling. The Quack's children were great characters, well drawn and typical teenagers. Sleazeball Westlake was one of those people you love to hate and Edward's secretary was very cleverly done. And how interesting that the dog had thoughts too. That was a nice touch. As for Mrs Swine Racey - I still can't say her name without laughing. Chris Wilt managed to keep me guessing to the end. Great entertainment.

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Most Recent Customer Reviews
3.0 out of 5 stars Quirky
Not the best book you will ever read, but I killed a few train journeys with this wacky little number.
Published 5 months ago by Tim Pinnick
4.0 out of 5 stars A good laugh.
Well written. Amusing, if somewhat improbably characters, The sort of book to pick up, put down, then pick up again. Loved the protaganist, but pleased he is not my doctor !
Published 6 months ago by Lantern W.S.
3.0 out of 5 stars Its funny, just not laugh out loud funny!!
I bought the book as an amazon recommendation. It was reasonably priced, comedy based (a genre I like) and sounded like it would be good. Read more
Published 12 months ago by John Haydock
2.0 out of 5 stars Ok but not great
This has received quite a few 5 star reviews and sets itself up to be funny. However, the humour was lost on me. Read more
Published 16 months ago by Nics
3.0 out of 5 stars Mixed feelings
I have mixed feelings about this book. I started reading it and after a while I felt my interest was waning but I tried to carry on as I hate leaving a book half read. Read more
Published 16 months ago by Alice
3.0 out of 5 stars Mixed feelings
I've very mixed feelings about this novel.

There were some nice comic touches and I liked a lot of the descriptive writing, but for some reason, the story and the... Read more
Published 16 months ago by yogaman
2.0 out of 5 stars Amusing but not desparately funny.
Quite a good book, funny in parts, spoilt by poor grammar and choice of words: for example talking of a Cyprus tree instead of a Cypress, talking of a bird of pray instead of prey. Read more
Published 16 months ago by EJS
3.0 out of 5 stars lazy day book
You know when you watch one of those films that portrays life as we know it, you enjoy it while it's on but you wouldn't gain from watching it again. Read more
Published 16 months ago by Bugly
1.0 out of 5 stars Sorry
Sorry I couldn't read more than the first 50 pages of this book.
I just didn't find it funny.
Dr quack, yes I should have guessed from the title. Read more
Published 16 months ago by Bookworm
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