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Carry On Quack [Kindle Edition]

Chris Wilt
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Lower Malden - a village typical of contemporary rural England - is Chris Wilt's traditional setting for his wickedly funny, debut comic novel, CARRY ON QUACK.

Country doctor Edward Thomas, has flaws that beat even Mr Bean's well-documented eccentricities and the wild improbability of hotelier, Basil Fawlty. Chauvinistic, egotistic, Edward, is married to long-suffering Elizabeth, who has so far tolerated her husband's complicated OCD issues dominating their family life. But Elizabeth reaches breaking point when she discovers her husband dressed in her underwear - and her Manolo Blahniks - if only he get them on!

Edward is characteristically unrepentant and Elizabeth moves back to Mother, leaving her husband to supervise their two odd-ball and opportunistic teenage children, Neville and Jessica. In Elizabeth's absence, 14-year-old Neville soon indulges his puerile fantasies and nineteen-year-old Jessica drops college to become a model.
As the three abandoned Quacks struggle to come to terms with separation and looming divorce, charismatic, handsome hypnotist Guy Westlake steps in to seduce Elizabeth. Edward hits the bottle and whilst under the influence, is framed by his vengeful secretary, Mrs Willoughby, who lands her boss with a voluptuous, man-eating blonde.

Having been deprived of meat for umpteen years by veggie Elizabeth, Edward puts up only a token struggle. Meanwhile, into this cocktail of romps and regrets, strides the long arm of the law, smoothly outwitted by a vicious goat and left to the mercy of canine predator, Lucifer.

Other topics thrown into this heady concoction are alternative therapies, the occult, and Freudian slips that have nothing whatsoever to do with underwear. Or perhaps they have everything to do with underwear...a conundrum resolved by the ubiquitous Adolphus Hunt, private-eye-extraordinaire, whose efforts at extortion and knack for grasping the wrong end of the stick, makes him the perfect foil to the plot of Chris Wilt's surprisingly insightful and endearingly humorous, comedy of errors.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 341 KB
  • Publisher: C&C Factors Publishing; 1 edition (2 Oct 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language English
  • ASIN: B005RYFLRQ
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (15 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #74,801 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
Just goes to show.. 29 Jan 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
Everyone reads for a different reason, and takes different things from the experience. I downloaded this book not knowing what to expect, and I wasn't disappointed. It made me snigger more than once, and I really enjoyed reading it. I look forward to further offerings from Chris Wilt!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
Chuckles all the way 23 Oct 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
What can I say about Chris Wilt's debut novel? Since joining Goodreads I've gone beyond my comfort (reading) zone into realms that before, I would never have dreamed of venturing. Why? Because as a writer, I'm constantly researching my chosen eras, studying books linked to the fierce focus I maintain for publication with Simon&Schuster. And so, carving out time with my Kindle, I have discovered that I can zip quite nicely along with a fantasy, sci-fi or young adult, and in this case, enjoy a mental rampage with the zany, eccentric, totally loveable Dr Edward Quack with debilitating IBS, the central figure in Chris's comic novel. This loopy doctor has a real heart - hidden somewhere under the corseted confines of his National Health training and subsequent haphazard career in medical practice. I soon found myself captivated by Quack's attractive veggie wife, Elizabeth, and appalled by their selfish and manipulating teenagers, Neville and Jessica. A functional family the Quacks are not! But somehow, a bizarre kinship binds them together throughout the book. There is an unexpected poignancy here, as the fracturing family struggles to survive. To cap it all, a furtive, opportunistic detective by the name of Dolly Hunt is called in by the hapless Quack to trail Elizabeth when she leaves him for another man. Dolly is gorgeously grotesque. I was mesmerized as the plot cantered along in unexpected ways! So, what can I say? - Other than, I am still thinking about the good doctor and his family. In fact, they are stubbornly stuck in my head and I should love to know what happens next. Should there be a sequel, I should happily buy it and treat myself to some more cleverly-written giggles that I have thoroughly enjoyed whilst reading Wilt's, Carry On Quack.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
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This is quite a short book; I read it in one sitting over an evening.

If you are familiar with the old 'Carry On' series of British comedy then this title obviously plays on that preconception. You might initially think it will be the slapstick adventures of a GP having the somewhat daft name of Dr Quack. But it is more complex than that as you really get to the heart of the characters. And indeed the first few chapters sketches out the chaotic life of Edward - a well-meaning doctor whose marriage is on the rocks.

He has a rather pervy fourteen year old son who is a voyeur-in-training and eats anything in sight if he can. Edward also has a beautiful, but calculating, seventeen year old daughter who hankers to be a model in the 'city'. Both offspring cause much anxiety for their mother and Edward's wife, Elizabeth.

Elizabeth is well educated and deeply disappointed with her life. Edward seems to be an irritating, madman as far as she is concerned whose behaviour often makes little sense to her. Another point of friction between them is her passion for all kinds of alternative therapy. He is almost religious in his conviction that it is all utter nonsense.

Stir into the character blend a huge menacing dog called Lucifer, the family 'pet' who dotes on Elizabeth (she calls him Lucy). He like nothing more than to terrorise Edward.

Things come to a head for Elizabeth, early in the book, when she finds Edward trying on her silk underwear. She is appalled and to be honest this made no sense to me either - why did Edward do that? It is as if the author wanted a create 'shock' scene that would kick start the breakup but it has little bearing on the story.

There are some really amusing scenes that reminds you that this is basically a comedy. But it also dips into some pretty dark subjects.

Elizabeth remains conflicted between her love of Edward and her desire for a fuller life as she develops her alternative therapy centre in town. And this tension keeps the reader interested in seeing where this story will go.

Chris Wilt keeps the prose simple for most of the time, but takes poetic flights of fancy every now and then, such as "the waves below the cliffs dashed themselves into chaste, white tears..." which seems to belong to a romantic novel.

The author also playfully manipulates your assumptions about where the story is going by including unexpected twists and turns. I won't spoil them here for you.

Overall, an excellent, well written book with a mix of humanity and comedy. Just the thing for a cold winter evening and a glass of wine.
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Ok but not great
This has received quite a few 5 star reviews and sets itself up to be funny. However, the humour was lost on me. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Nics
Mixed feelings
I have mixed feelings about this book. I started reading it and after a while I felt my interest was waning but I tried to carry on as I hate leaving a book half read. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Alice
Mixed feelings
I've very mixed feelings about this novel.

There were some nice comic touches and I liked a lot of the descriptive writing, but for some reason, the story and the... Read more
Published 3 months ago by yogaman
Amusing but not desparately funny.
Quite a good book, funny in parts, spoilt by poor grammar and choice of words: for example talking of a Cyprus tree instead of a Cypress, talking of a bird of pray instead of prey. Read more
Published 3 months ago by EJS
lazy day book
You know when you watch one of those films that portrays life as we know it, you enjoy it while it's on but you wouldn't gain from watching it again. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Bugly
Drivel
I read the first 5 chapters and gave up in dismay. This is clearly meant to be a farce in the style of Tom Sharpe but falls woefully short of the mark. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Mrs. Karen M. Swift
Sorry
Sorry I couldn't read more than the first 50 pages of this book.
I just didn't find it funny.
Dr quack, yes I should have guessed from the title. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Bookworm
Cracking read.
This book had me laughing from start to finish.

Poor Edward! His married life is his turmoil and his wife is being chased by a randy hypnotherapist. Read more
Published 7 months ago by Mel Comley
Hilarious!
What a wonderful first novel. Made me laugh out loud whilst reading it, something that doesn't happen very often! Read more
Published 7 months ago by ReaditWrite
Supercadufradulistic
What a fantastic first book Chris Wilt, I laughed and laughed and laughed some more. You have a natural talent for writing, loved the characters and the storyline. Read more
Published 7 months ago by Stanners
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