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Can I Give Them Back Now?: The Aargh to Zzzz of Parenting [Paperback]

Joanna Simmons , Jay Curtis
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  • Paperback: 256 pages
  • Publisher: Square Peg (4 Jun 2009)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0224086251
  • ISBN-13: 978-0224086257
  • Product Dimensions: 14.6 x 1.6 x 21 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (24 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 14,814 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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A must have for all new mums and dads - at last, a laugh-out-loud book about the darker moments of parenthood.

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A is for Anxiety, Alcohol and awful Activities. B is for Bedtime, Baking and Boredom. C is for Childcare and Cooking With Your Coat on. N is for Not Swearing (bloody frustrating) and S is for Soft Play Places, Sniffing Babies' Arses (to see if they've filled their nappies - are there not easier ways of finding out?) and Sex (see also L, for lack thereof).

Can I Give them Back Now? The Aargh to Zzzz of Parenting merrily puts two fingers up to the pervasive notion that parenthood is an eternally rewarding experience. Taking a wry, down-to-earth and humorous look at life with young children, it taps into the very normal, but hard-to-admit ambivalence that so many parents feel about raising kids.

Darkly funny and occasionally shocking, Joanna Simmons and Jay Curtis' brilliantly alternative A-Z of parenting is essential reading for all mums and dads who really, really love their kids, but...


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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
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So accurate I thought the authors must have stolen my diary. It discusses the stuff that the other parent guides avoid, it made me laugh out loud. Highly recommended.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
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It's not often you find a book that makes you literally laugh out loud on the tube.. Bought a copy for my sister who has kids and she loved it so much that I had to buy a copy for myself too. Very very funny whether or not you have kids (I don't).
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A to Z of Parenting 21 July 2009
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As a 76 year old Grandmother, when I was given this book I wasn't sure I wanted to be told ( how to suck eggs )! I was wrong, this book is written in a humorous way but with great deal of underlining commonsense. I highly recommend it to mothers in waiting, mothers and grannies.
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Gives a lift on a tough day!
I came across this book by accident a while a go.
It is so reassuring and easy to dip into on a tricky day.
Laugh out loud, no matter how old your children are! Read more
Published 16 days ago by Sarah
Laugh out loud funny!!!
What a great find!!! I was in the library with my 3 year old trying to pass some time when I came across this book. It's so funny and soooo true. Read more
Published 6 months ago by Giddy Aunt
Absolutely Hillarious!
I haven't even finished the book and I give it 5 stars! What I love about this book is it can help you to laugh at yourself and realise that we as parents are doing a hard job and... Read more
Published 11 months ago by Lucinda
funny
Having a 10 month old baby myself, i found this book to be very funny and make me feel so much better about the stresses and anxieties that having a child can bring with it. Read more
Published 13 months ago by ajwilk
antidote to parenting manuals
I bought this and a serious book on "behaviour". I still haven't finished the bahviour manual but I have read this book twice. I think it may have just saved my sanity. Read more
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Absolutley essential for any parent
I found this book such a comfort! I couldn't quite believe what I was reading, it was as if I had written it myself. Read more
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Published 20 months ago by Mandy Grim
proper, laugh out loud funny
I have three children. I know children, and what this book says about parenting and children is absolutely true. No word of a lie. And that is what makes it so very, very funny. Read more
Published on 23 Jan 2010 by Mrs. K. A. Wheatley
Spot on
I agree with everyone, this makes you feel so much better about not being a perfect parent; SO close to the mark it's untrue. Every mother should read this. Read more
Published on 2 Nov 2009 by Ms. Claire L. Thomas
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a must read for all parents. puts a smile on your face whatever your mood.
Published on 20 Oct 2009 by Paul Mulligan
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