"In the words of Shirley Bassey: "You don't even get to see their ****s at the end". Sean Bean was 60p up on the slots at Skegvegas and could not appear"
"Like a Saturday night out down Attercliffe - Sean Bean comes a cropper (cover practically gives it away) and it's no wonder - the language he uses would make a whore blush. Take Heart."
"Simple Irish peasant girl is lured to Big Shot Sheffield recording studio with promise of free Bombay mix – thumping slice of insistent Northern Soul magic ensues. Second best baseline ever"
"It's a little known fact that Sean’s own pet canary “Wednesday” appears uncredited in the Mines of Moria section when Boromir fends off Councillor Balrog with nowt but his pit boots and a snap box"