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But Can You Drink The Water? [Kindle Edition]

Jan Hurst-Nicholson
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (52 customer reviews)

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A light-hearted look at emigration (based on a sit-com).

A naïve working-class family attempt to fit in after emigrating from Liverpool to South Africa.

When Frank Turner informs his wife and teenage son they are moving to sunny South Africa, he is unprepared for their hostile response. His defiant son makes his own silent protest, and his wife’s assertion that “we never shoulda come” is parroted at every minor calamity.

The bewildered working-class scousers are thrust into an alien world of servants, strange African customs, unintelligible accents, and unexpected wild life (‘crocodiles’ on the wall).

Their uneasy interactions with Zulu servants, Afrikaner neighbours, and foreign officialdom exposes their naivety, but they each learn to cope in their own individual way; Mavis overcoming homesickness by hugging the knowledge that when Frank’s contract ends they can return home; Gerry’s sullen resentment giving way to love of the outdoor life, and Frank masking his own doubts with blustering optimism and bantering sarcasm.

Having overcome culture shock, the arrival of Mavis’s parents introduces a divided loyalty when Gert and Walter’s National Health glasses and ill-fitting dentures are seen through the eyes of the Turner’s new South African friends. And when Mavis’s sister ‘our Treesa’ and her opinionated husband Clive visit, Mavis surprises herself by hotly defending SA.

The turning point comes when the family return to Liverpool for a holiday. Gerry has outgrown his former feral friends, Mavis realises she is now an expat; a misfit in her former home, and Frank has fresh misgivings about their future.

If home means a sense of belonging –where do the Turners belong?

Set in the 1970s, BUT CAN YOU DRINK THE WATER? uses subtle observational humour, with an underlying pathos, to portray the upsets, hurt and changing family dynamics that emigration brings. The story is based on a 13-part sitcom and will appeal to fans of Educating Rita and Shirley Valentine, and to expats, and potential expats worldwide.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 396 KB
  • Publisher: Just4kix Books (3 Jun 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language English
  • ASIN: B003PPCSJ8
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (52 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #5,924 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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50 of 53 people found the following review helpful
Format:Kindle Edition
Personally I ended up living abroad by accident. I went travelling, and I guess I'm not ready to go home to England yet. This is the story of a Liverpudlian family who made a conscious decision to emigrate to South Africa in 1988. Albeit for a 5 year contract. At least, the father made the decision. His wife, Mavis, comes from a closely knit family, and a typical Council estate community. This book had me laughing out loud (which I seldom do) from the first few pages. It is wonderfully observant in the style of Bill Brysons' Tales From A Small Island. If you are an Ex-Pat, or have spent lengthy periods abroad you will recognise the emotions and episodes that beset the family. Gerrys' cry of "Dad there's a crocodile on my wall" had me in stitches.
When the family return to Liverpool, and life as they knew it, Mavis has insights that are so true. The author surely has 'been there, done that' to capture it so well.

The book isn't the longest and I would love to have had another 100 pages to giggle over. That's a good sign isn't it? At the price(under a pound),this is a real bargain buy, and great entertainment.

It is a book outside my normal reading preference, however it is one of the most enjoyable I have read for a long while. Thus I highly recommend this book to you.
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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful
Wished it was longer 27 Feb 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
This is the first book I have read by this author but it won't be the last.

Although the synopsis states the book is about Frank and his family as they adjust to life in a new country I found there was more focus on the changing family attitudes when relatives from the UK come to stay. This doesn't detract from the story, it's part of the story, but I think there was so much more that could have been explored.

I would have liked to have read more of the day to day problems faced by Frank, Mavis (particularly Mavis) and Gerry as they settled into South Africa as I think it would have added depth to their characters as well as given many opportunities for humour.

Overall I enjoyed the book and dived back into it whenever I had five minutes. It ended too soon and I am left wondering what Frank, Mavis and Gerry are up to and I hope to see them again.
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13 of 14 people found the following review helpful
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I have just finished reading But Can You Drink The Water? and I loved it. I found myself thinking about the characters even when I wasn't reading the book, didn't want the story to end, and was really rooting for them to make a massive success of the move. Rarely have I cared so much about characters in a book so much that I have gone on to imagine what happens after the final chapter.

I grew up in Liverpool in the 70s and 80s, and the characters in this book felt so familiar, maybe that's part of why I became so involved.

10/10 from me!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
very amusing
This is a great book, that could have even been longer. It tells the story of a normal northern family who move to live in South Africa. The characters are so realistic and funny. Read more
Published 1 month ago by cherub85
A good read
Not my usual type of book - I normally go for fantasy, humour or crime. I chose this book because I fancied a 'light-hearted' change and was not disappointed. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Jaydee
Ok but a little ponderous
I bought this book because the reviews I read had said it was funny. It was ok but I found it a bit limited. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Julia R
Yes you can drink the water!
But Can You Drink The Water? - Jan Hurst-Nicholson

Thank heavens I didn't spend any money on this book, it was among the freebies one can download off Amazon (however,... Read more
Published 2 months ago by ronix
Laughed out loud for real
I read this recently whilst on holiday. On the return plane journey I was getting really strange looks because I could not stop laughing. Read more
Published 3 months ago by lynee29
Not a bad book for less than a pound
Lesley: [...]

Set back in 1988, this follows the story of working class Scouser Frank, his wife Mavis and 15 year old Gerry as they move from Liverpool to Durban, South... Read more
Published 3 months ago by Big Book Little Book
A very entertaining book
Funny and pleasant to read. I thought it was an accurate description of the south african lifestyle and an english emigrant's attitudes towards it, as well as of the emotional... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Rea
Entertaining journey for one family
Really loved this novel about one family's journey away from their roots in Liverpool to a new life in South Africa. Very observant and witty. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Amanda Hall
Loved it
I loved this. Wonderful, down-to-earth humour which had me laughing out loud frequently. Exactly as I'm sure many families do behave when moving abroad.
Published 5 months ago by Edna Ming
Brits Abroad
The synopsis and other reviews explain the setting. I'll tell you what I enjoyed and why. The book is mainly dialogue; the sitcom roots are clear. Read more
Published 6 months ago by Bookie
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