If you like science fiction, and the Scots tongue, you will enjoy this zany book. Global warming has got a lot worse, and universal flooding means that only the tops of the mountains are above sea level. People live their dysfunctional lives in floating cities, tethered to the seabed. They relieve the monotony by trips into cyberspace. Real sex is not an option because of the prevalence of the deadly Senga (a virulent form of HIV), so most people stick to virtual sex. Unfortunately Nadia, the wife of our hero Paulo Broon, has been having it off the old-fashioned way with Paulo's dad, the infected arch-criminal Diamond Broon. Nadia is kept alive, locked up in a mortuary kist, and cannot be terminated until she is injected with Diamond's DNA. Diamond lives the life of Reilly in Inverdisney Penitentiary, an establishment for wealthy criminals. Paulo and Diamond arrange to meet at But n Ben A-Go-Go, Diamond's luxurious ranch on dry land at the top of Schiehallion. Paulo has heroic adventures getting there, and stravaigs like Fingal over a greater Celtic world. Don't expect a happy ending, but it's a good read. Oh, and by the wey, ye hae tae unnerstaun sentences like: "Then the howf's waws bloustered intae a cosmic stramash o a zillion pixels an a braid loch o lowin white licht kythed ablow his feet."