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The Bumper B3ta Book of Sick Jokes [Paperback]

Rob Manuel
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Book Description

1 Oct 2006

Forget the Funniest Jokes Ever, Vols 1, 2, 3 and 4, this joke book presents the jokes you might be afraid to repeat to your closest friends, totally uncensored and hilariously illustrated.

If you need an antidote to the politically correct madness that is par for the course today then why not give this highly amusing but highly offensive collection a go?

We guarantee you won't find a single PC joke, and if you find one that even borders on inoffensive we might just give you your money back. That's 'might'.

The wonderfully sick jokes include:

• What's got one ball and fucks whores? Peter Sutcliffe's hammer.
• What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS.
• Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack.
• Why do women always cry after sex? Mace.

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  • Paperback: 192 pages
  • Publisher: The Friday Project (1 Oct 2006)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1905548281
  • ISBN-13: 978-1905548286
  • Product Dimensions: 11 x 17.8 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (32 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 124,231 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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‘[a] puerile digital arts community' Guardian

About the Author

Rob Manuel is co-founder of the hugely popular and has provided animations and illustrations for a range of clients, including web and TV companies. His most recent commission was for the advertising campaign for Virgin trains. This was not his proudest moment.

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28 of 30 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Obscene, Vile and absolutely hilarious 4 Nov 2006
As the the other reviewers have already said, this is not a book for the faint-hearted. Obscene, vile and absolutely hilarious - this is is the funniest and sickest joke book I have read. Fantastic.

Buy it and be disgusted with yourself for laughing so loudly.

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24 of 26 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Disgusting 2 Aug 2006
By Karl C
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This book was obviously compiled by the sickest sickos, weirdest weirdos and freakiest freaks in the UK (and elsewhere). From start to finish it is grossly offensive, stomach churningly disgusting and eye bulgingly shocking.

This laughs in the face of rape, peadophillia, racism, and disability. Nobody is safe from the vile humour portayed in this book.

If child rape, domestic violence and inaccurate stereotypes of races and religions is funny to you, then you're humour is obviously vulgar and childish and this book probably would probably satisfy your juvinile comedic requirments.

And don't even get me started on the animations...

5 stars!
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36 of 40 people found the following review helpful
One month old and Amazon is already discounting this book - clearly a sign that this is destined to be an all time great.

Do not delay.

You cannot afford not to have this in your life.

Advisory Note: In 35 years time your Grandchildren will find this book in a box in your attic. You will be required to explain to a 7 year old why Aids can turn a fruit into a vegetable. You have been warned.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Sick, vile disgusting.......hilarious 22 Aug 2006
I'm a big fan of Rob Manuels site B3ta (what does that mean???) a constant source of amusement 99% of which is provided by the general public.Last year they ran a sick joke thread, it was awesome and this is the book of that thread with all the chaff removed and the sick good ones left for you to giggle at.The book is in such bad taste that major book sellers refused to stock it, and if it was sold it was shrink wrappped!!!!!!! Hows that for a recommendation!!
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27 of 33 people found the following review helpful
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Buy this book. Buy it for Christmas. Buy it for your Gran - she might die, and old people have good stuff in their attics to sell. Buy it for your friends in ethnic minorities. Buy it for any young girls you know that support Manchester United.

It's wronger than a very wrong thing wearing a T-shirt saying 'I'm Wrong'.

And you'll laugh so hard your intestines will fall out.
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14 of 17 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Utterly utterly brilliant 11 Feb 2007
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As a regular b3ta lurker (with a few posts to my name - mostly with CDCs in them) I'd pre-ordered this as soon as I could.

And proceeded to memorise most of the sickest jokes so I could use them in an after-dinner speech. A little challenge I'd set myself to see how many people I could offend in the shortest possible time frame.

Several people nearly choked on their tongues and I was lucky to get out alive. So all in all a success.

If you hate political correctness and softly-softly then buy this book now. And if you're politically correct and easily offended then buy this book now, so you can write letters of complaint to b3ta - and we can read them and laugh at you.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Shockingly Amusing 21 July 2010
By Arthur
First of all, mine came in red and not yellow as pictured but it looks nicer so no complaints.

If you are easily offended about subjects involving paedophiles, AIDs, Princess Diana, etc. then you may want to check out a knock knock collection; this joke book is packed full of highly amusing jokes about all these touchy subjects so you have been warned. As a few other reviewers said some of these jokes are old, BUT this collection was released 6 years ago, of course you will find a few old jokes.

Anyway if you're up for a few laughs and don't take life too seriously, at this price this book is a steal. Get it.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars They really are! 1 Sep 2009
It does what it says on the tin. An open mind is needed and if you are easily offended - forget it! Most of these really over step the mark. But hey, if that's what you wanted . . .
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Gift for sick boyfriend
VERY SICK INDEED. Boyfriend loved it.
Published 6 days ago by Bonnie
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny but rough!
Not for the faint hearted.
Published 15 days ago by Mr. G. M. Dickson
5.0 out of 5 stars Very naughty book
This is an extremely naughty book and is in really bad taste. Smacks of a non PC world that used to exist in times of Spitting Image, the Young Ones. Read more
Published 7 months ago by Phil B
5.0 out of 5 stars The bumper Book of sick jokes
It pretty much is what it says. The jokes are VERY sick. Not for those who are easily offended. But with my very dark sense of humour I loved it, as did my boyfriend.
Published 9 months ago by Emma Lizzie
4.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant
I brought this book as I was told the humour was very funny and although not politically correct u can't help but smile or cringe!!!
Published on 11 July 2012 by SHAFT888
4.0 out of 5 stars .
Average sized joke books with some good jokes, good quality for it's price and many were jokes I hadn't heard before or seen on websites.
Published on 8 Jun 2012 by 118 twenty four seven
4.0 out of 5 stars Bloody fantastic.
A great book! So funny! And makes a great present. It has hours of entertainment but I just recommend you go on-line to look at the website every now and then, instead of buying it... Read more
Published on 16 Dec 2011 by Andrew Tindall
4.0 out of 5 stars Nothing sick
Well, there's nothing sick about this book. A few jokes are your cliche eating babies etc and the funny jokes were the smart-ish ones such as "Why can't stevie wonder read? Read more
Published on 5 Dec 2011 by Rad RAM
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny! :D
This book was funny, and frankly worth the money considering the number of jokes in there. Some of them I had already heard, but was good to be there as they were even funnier to... Read more
Published on 13 Sep 2011 by Liam
5.0 out of 5 stars Not for the sensitive kind but very funny
If you love jokes that make you feel slightly bad for laughing at them then this is for you. I got some roaring laughter when I told my friends some of the jokes and they are very... Read more
Published on 2 May 2011 by Michael Hadley
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