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Breathe: A Guy's Guide to Pregnancy
 
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Breathe: A Guy's Guide to Pregnancy (Paperback)

by Mason Brown (Author)
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  • Paperback: 192 pages
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Ltd (16 Sep 2002)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0743219708
  • ISBN-13: 978-0743219709
  • Product Dimensions: 18.5 x 13.7 x 1.5 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 594,594 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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An irreverent. laugh out loud guide to pregnancy - for him! from the managing editor of National Lampoon. After diligently performing his marital duties at times of peak ovulation, Mason Brown and his wife conceived and he entered the nether world of the expectant father. Buried in books and gifts for his wife and baby to be, Brown soon recognised the shell shocked look of other men drifting through maternity shops, and he decided to write Breathe. Full of useful tips on picking a doctor (no palm trees on diplomas); baby showers (how not to become a gibbering idiot, when forced to appear); and overcoming fears (go ahead, hold the baby, it's a chick magnet!), Breathe also introduces Brown's Law of Conception, which posits that the odds of conception are inversely proportional to the desirability of conception. While high school virgins are all but guaranteed to conceive, married men who want kids are doomed to weekends in fertility clinics.

About the Author
Mason Brown is a managing editor at NationalLampoon.com. His book Who Cut The Cheese? has been published around the world, and his humour has appeared in Esquire, Details, Maxim, Black Book and Schwing. He lives in Santa Monica, California.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious, 30 April 2008
By B. Coppin "ben31415" (Cambridgeshire, UK.) - See all my reviews
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What a great book this is. It was so refreshing when we were expecting our first child to find such an irreverant book about the subject of pregnany and childbirth. You should be warned about two things, if thinking of buying this book:

1) It's not in any way a useful guide to pregnancy - it's pure comedy.
2) It's pretty obscene (and funny).

So if you're looking for an antidote to all the pregnancy guides and a bit of light relief while waiting for that baby to emerge, this is the book for you.
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