Ian Halperin should have called this book "Angelina Jolie... And Oh Yeah That Guy She's With."
It's quite a bit closer to the truth than the more provocative title "Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie," which doesn't really bother to study the so-famous-you're-sick-of-seeing-them-already celebrity supercouple. Instead it's a fluff piece cobbled together from a thousand interviews and news clippings -- and Halperin is clearly more interested in the Jolie half than the Pitt.
As he explains, Jolie came from a far more normal environment than she often admits, as the daughter of actor Jon Voight -- but became a wild child in her teens, experimenting with drugs, sex, cutting and knife collecting. And she didn't lose her wild streak for awhile, marrying the British actor Jonny Lee Miller but immediately running into problems, particularly when she discovered that she liked women as well as men. Also: brother snogging.
Meanwhile, Brad Pitt was a golden boy of all kinds in his all-American household, who rocketed to fame and pretty much cemented himself in place there. And after Jolie took an interest in adopting orphans and humanitarian work, he and she fell in love (around the time his marriage to a sitcom star was falling apart) and got together -- prompting more adoptions and a few biobabies. Stay tuned for further developments.
You'd be hard-pressed to find any actual new information about Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt from this book -- Halperin cobbles together virtually the entire thing out of interviews (sometimes cut and pasted right into the book), news reports, rumors, innuendo, and other fluffy celebrity biographies (Rhona Mercer). The same applies to the photographs -- almost all are red-carpet or tabloid pictures, and they don't even bother to show all of the couple's children.
And it's heavily slanted towards Angelina, to the point where describing it as a story of Brad Pitt seems like false advertising -- the guy gets one measly chapter in the whole first half of the book. It feels like Halperin was writing a Jolie biography, only to realize it wasn't long enough, so he dashed off some chapters on Pitt. In fact, "Brangelina" only enters the picture a few pages before the book's end -- and even then, he basically falls into the same misogynistic approach as many tabloid "journalists," portraying it as a black widow capturing a clueless pret.
And the entire book is heavily padded, apparently because Halperin couldn't find enough interesting info on his subjects -- so we get chapter-long meditations on sibling incest, pages of self-mutilation study (as well as lists of celebrity cutters), and a whole bizarre chapter where Halperin listens to a bunch of gay buddies chatter about which celebrities are secretly gay (with all juicy material carefully removed).
"Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie" doesn't live up to its name in any way -- it barely touches on Pitt, and there's little between its covers that is "untold." It's a biography so fluffy that it practically floats away.