You'll notice when you put the mankini on that it does go right up your crack but it stays in place as I'm 6 foot. If you were less than 5'7 I would say you'd have to tie a knot to keep it up. Put the moustache on
and the adhesive is quite decent, it doesn't look real though.
This isn't the official mankini, despite what it says, so doesnt have to mesh pouch to put your balls in which means that the fit is actually better on this and more like borat in the movie.
This item is great fun though. I put it on under clothes and kept he moustache in my pocket, went a few roads away from my house and stripped down with the moustache on, to it and started walking around. One teen called me a "legend" and workmen (builders and binmen) couldnt keep their eyes away LOL, and one old lady couldnt close her mouth.
It is a lot of fun and I recommend you do it and wear it once in piblic. Can you get arrested? Probably, but you do need balls to pull it off! (IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE)
Don't be a girl and wear underwear underneath either, just wearing the mankini gives the best view and you'll be right on show. If you don't shave your backside and legs, etc you'll look just like borat. If you want to shave and wax do that too.
It's liberating. Have fun.